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Amen.....awoman

Given the sensitivity of the pussification of America please do not use gender related terms. i will report you to admin if it happens again.

Trey Haynes. That's who I was forgetting. So that makes half the team (7 Kids) that was missing for the game tonight. Our kids who normally sit on the bench did exactly what we needed them to do. I think Weiss and Harris III both chipped in around a much needed 10 points. I'm not sure who's gonna be more scary in the coming years. Harris or Miller. I'm really leaning towards Harris at the moment. It's a nice problem to have.

BC has a little bitty guy #21 he played in the JV game and now in the Varsity game. All he does is launch deep 3s and he makes them, I’m calling him Smurf Curry.

Looks like the Indians will have 9 starters back on defense and 6 back on offense. Interested to see how the QB of the future. He has looked great all the way through. Crippen will have a very experienced line with 4 starters back from last season. Faircloth will have a lot of experience back next season. PNGs QB has garnered some attention for his on the field play. Possibly another great Faircloth QB

So you saying a Nederland with only 1 player was able to beat Crosby on the road? And Westbrook? And HJ? Amazing.

Leftys must be like the news. Can’t put out a story that doesn’t include Trump. Difficult for the msm to brag on Biden.

I agree with you 100% but it’s not going to happen. I watched just about every state game of 5A and 6A. Every school had a least 1 kid playing both ways. One team, can’t remember which one, had a kid that played receiver and corner. He had two TD’s receiving and two picks on D. If those teams can do it and play more games and play for State there is no excuse why PNG can’t except that Fairclothe won’t let it happen because more parents would b__ch about their kids not playing. This is one of the reasons why. Not playing kids both ways means there is 22 spots open for 22 kids. Welcome to PNG where little Johnny doesn’t even know how to put his pads on right but deserves playing time because mommy demands it or she will go to the superintendent.

I can see a wave of Blue Hats and flags across America - [MAMA] = Make America Mediocre Again! I have another, but you’ll have to put it together yourself - The America Second Squad.

Evadale wins 68 - 57

Play the best 11 kids on offense, defense, and special teams. Going both ways will not hurt the kids or their performance. They are 15-18 year old kids, in good shape, and resilient. They will not drop dead from fatigue due to a HS football game. Play the best kids in all three phases of the game. If parents complain, tell them and their kids to get better in practice and earn their spot on Friday night. I will never understand the mantra, I will not play kids both ways. Go Indians. Peace.

Fairclothe will not play kids both ways and most of his best athletes will be on offense unless it’s a desperate measure to save a game. Remember when his first year here he had Kroeker as his DC. Had a jam up defense and had a great season. The next year a lot of kids off that defense graduated and they were left with like 2 returning starters. Kroeker started trying to replace kids and was told offense takes precedence and Kroeker would have to make up his defense with what was left. Ended up not as good of a defense and Kroeker said if that’s the way it’s going to be then bye. It wasn’t because Kroeker and his wife needed to be closer to family.

Memorial don’t have a big man. They’re basically a team full of shooting guards. That’s going to hurt them come playoffs.

Love this! John Lucas will keep him in line. Rockets have a good young corps Christian wood reminds me so much of Anthony Davis.

Same can be said for teams that travel to play ball to the east.

Wow, Biden will have over 100,000 deaths from Covid in a very short time to be his total responsibility. What a murderer.

Man, you just insulted morons everywhere.

Well, I did say the worse case scenario is they’d split with BH and it just happened. (Plus remember what I say about playing ball out west) Beat Nederland next time and see what happens. You split with them. Because I don’t see them sneaking BU or Crosby.

That’s totally false. [Hidden Content] Calvin Walker was indicted in May of 2011. This is an article about then-super Dr Thomas from March of 2011. [Hidden Content] The garbage continued after Dr Thomas’s departure, but make no mistake... it was going on while he ran the show as well.

One good ball team

Yeah he can come on to Fayetteville.

Good night for the Hawks!!

nice win by the Lady horns! With 4 games/ playing dates to go, This secures the district championship for HJ, creates a good race for the 2 seed now between Huffman and Liberty and a logjam for the 4 seed with Splendora, Livingston and HF now in the mix... Will be a fun next two weeks.

Way to go Lady Raiders and Raiders, both currently reside in the top spot in district.

50-48 Vidor with 14 secs left Vidor turns it over in the backcourt and BC scores 50-50 tie Vidor threw away the inbound then BC hit a loooong 3 to win the game at the buzzer. 53-50 BC final what a game that was... The Pirates find very interesting and crazy ways to lose games in the final seconds that they should win.

I don’t think big Ned will be a problem. These sophomores who will be juniors next year will be filling all the gaps. They have been beating the nederlanders since 7th grade. As freshman it was very ugly defeat.

48-46 BC Vidor missed a couple key free throws and BC comes back with a 3

45-44 BC timeout at 3:57

Awesome. Good job hawks.

43-33 start of 4th BU

United 58 Crosby 33 Final

Big brother Harris puting in some work tonight.

Tigers up 63-48 6:17 left

30-20 Bu at half

United 18 Crosby 15 End of 1st

Crosby- 14 United- 27 Halftime

[Hidden Content] Biden should have passed out blue MASA (Make America Suck Again) hats.

America is going to grow to hate this fake Administration very quickly. Not one decision made so far puts America first.

Obama told us he was going to fundamentally change this country. If you dislike this country you should be happpy because he is getting it done. It took a John Wayne type personallity to try to stop the crazyness but you just can't fight the media. The old saying that you never fight someone that buys ink by the barrel is even more true today. It's just changed from ink to electronic media. You still have to follow the money and it looks like China has bought the country.

I believe Jones will be moved to LB. Cyrin is the future at QB. Offensive line should be fine strahan is coming back and I hear there’s another 300 pounder coming up. Womack not as fast a Wilson but possibly more dynamic after the catch. Another year on the weights is all he needs. Look for Kirkwood to explode next year. I’m thinking a running back will emerge they always do. I trust Prieto to get the most out of the guys he has. Went to state with only one D1 prospect and no all state kids in his second year not to mention Covid

One year I was coaching boys basketball and our freshman team was not very good. We had zero A team players from JH and our second best player had not played since he was seven. However, we played extremely hard. There were two games we played that year and I didn't know if we were going to score before halftime. We had trouble breaking the press, and when we did couldn't make a shot. Never did I expect the other team, at any point in the game, to start playing different. It was our job to break the press and make a shot. It was not their job to stop playing the way that they play. Even when their subs came in, those young men needed to play the same way the starters did. I've never understood why people expect the other team to just stop playing. I have been a part of volleyball scores 25-1, 25-2 (both sides of this score), and no one ever expected the volleyball team that was winning to stop attacking the ball. No one expected them to just start sending free balls to give the other team a chance. You have to perfect what you do and Coach Fogo is preparing his girls to play four quarters. If he pulled his starters and stalled once his girls were up big they would only play 1-2 quarters nearly every game. You can't get in game shape that way and that will possibly come back and hurt him in the playoffs when the girls have to play a hard four quarters. I don't see any problem with teams winning big as long as there isn't showboating and gloating going on. As long as they are playing hard, coached hard, and trying to perfect their game I'm okay with it. I coached HF's current girls basketball coach in volleyball and track. She was a very good player and is a very good coach. I promise you she isn't upset about the score. She wants her girls to get better every second and face tough competition. That's why she scheduled HJ in a non-district match-up as well Anyway...just my thoughts since I have been around both of these coaches for 15 years.

I assume you don't understand how all district works and that is ok. If you are named an MVP in a category that supersedes any first or second team placement in all district. So in fact Dunn being offensive MVP puts him above all other offensive players. Would you just prefer it be called the all Crosby team so you don't have something to rant about?