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I need to get by there. Really good folks that own that place.

Bears/ Raiders finish either 1 or 2 Pirates/ Falcons finish either 3 or 4

These stories go from humor above to stupidity here. Most of us have one of those moments. The ones where you know better but the little horned demon on your shoulders, fueled by alcohol, talks you into it. I was in the Army stationed at Ft. Carson. It was a fall evening and me & one of my buddies (Zeke Zaralka, big pollack from Illinois) had made the short drive in my car into Colorado Springs to kill (drown) as many brain cells as possible. After slaughtering more than either one of us could afford to lose, we decided to head back to base - and why not take a pint of Jack back with us. Sure it was against the rules, but our little demons assured us it would be okay, after all the MP’s had never stopped us before. As I approached the gate the MP jumped in the middle of the road with his hand up. Immediately both our rear ends started taking bites out of the front seat. Just in case they happened to glance in the car, Zeke had stuffed the pint down the front of his pants. Not only did they stop us, but the first thing they said was, “Get out of the car”. My mind is thinking, Oh 💩💩💩, and my sphincter factor was a 12 on the 1-10 tight scale. Zeke played on our unit football team, and as he came out of my car, all 6’5”, 250#’s, he suddenly bent over & grabbed his crotch. I immediately knew what happened (yes, the bottle had started falling). In a moment of clarity, brought on by fear, I ran around the front and steadied Zeke while asking him if he was okay. The MP’s wanted to know what’s going on. Zeke was scared 💩less & speechless and said nothing. He later told me he figured I had a plan. I told them he’d got injured in the groin during a recent game & was suppose to be resting but stupid me had taken him out. I started helping him back in the car. Now the MP’s are concerned. They don’t want to get into trouble so they want to call a base ambulance. I assured them the Dr said this might happen & all he needed was getting back in the barracks and some rest. I got Zeke in the car. The MP’s still want to get help, but I’d ran around & jumped in starting the car, so they let us go. We were too scared to laugh until much later. Not my finest moment, and I had no idea what the penalty was for sneaking hard booze on the base - The Rack? Firing squad? Beheading? I can assure y’all of one thing, old Hagar never tried that stunt again. Btw, y’all don’t try this at home guys. 😂😂🤣😂😂

4A-D1 same as last year. Vidor LCM Ltown Huffman

I hope WOS board and superintendent need to realize and think harder if Toby want work here at WOS. He will be good fit because he willing to coach track where he love track and football so perfect and save money to spend new coach for track. Just my two cents. Hope that we will know who will be next AD and head coach in Janaury so can start off season and work with boys to get know each other and bond.

Priceless. Kids make the world go around. You described it so well, I could see her with her hands on her hips with that “look”. I have no daughters but I have a grand daughter who will probably have a similar attitude. lol My 10 year old son came up to me while I was in my recliner and asked very nicely if he could go ride the 4 wheeler. It was an automatic Kodiak 400 which was really too big for him (his feet didn’t touch the floor boards), but he could operate it anyway. I told him to knock himself out….. It’s what I bought the automatic for so he could ride it. Little did I know that he had already asked his mom, who was sitting across the room, if he could ride it and she had told him no, not until he did some chores for her. She said “Cody, I already told you no a while ago.” He told her,” Hey, you’re always butting in when I’m talking to my Dad.” I almost covered my head when he said that (flying objects), but looked over at my wife, and like Hagar, we could do nothing but laugh or butts off. He didn’t even get scolded and got to ride the 4 wheeler anyway. Thanks for listening. Something I’ll never forget.

Because some people have bought into the racism narrative we focus on that and not the corruption and tyrannical tendencies of the power hungry politicians and bureaucrats. As long as they can keep us divided then these people maintain their power laughing at how stupid we are for not seeing the obvious destruction of our way of life.

Maybe we should cancel Cheech & Chong because it's offensive to dope smokers.