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A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consults his portable GPS and replies, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude. She rolls her eyes and says, "You must be a Republican!" "I am," replies the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answers the balloonist, "everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you're not much help to me." The man smiles and responds, "You must be a Democrat." "I am, replies the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault." #reality

Cow Farts and Burps to Be Taxed for Global Warming in Backdoor Meat Tax! [Hidden Content]

I love his salad dressing and pretty good spaghetti sauce for store bought... No really. It's not that Maher didn't see it before. He, and they, always know what they're supposed to do. Now it's back to attacking democrats. Divide and conquer has to go both ways. A perpetual state of confusion to sour the views of all. I've noticed late night talk shows making fun of democrats since day 1. Wonder why that is... controversy sells. They gonna make ratings equal money no matter who's in charge.

Friendswood vs. Georgetown; UIL 5A State Baseball Final First pitch now scheduled for 1:30pm

Colmesneil 28 Kountze 14 Warren 18 Deweyville 12

👍. Way to Bulldogs - and Warriors

Dems and libs really are that stupid!

No doubt about it, that’s why I don’t even waste my time.

Me and Ron White are doing our best to stop cow flatulence….. we’re eating the cows.

Personalities are difficult to hide.

You have to be one of the most uninformed individuals on this board although you have one or two running a close second. Lol. Actually I believe your InMAGAweTrust who got a new IP address. Your beta male crying sounds almost the same. 🤣

Steph was incredible. 2-2 now. Monday night should be fun.

The protesters weren’t trying to overthrow the government. They were just making a statement to an unacceptable level. They stormed the capital in a violent way and should have to face the consequences. Of course the dems and media want to persecute Trump. They held the hearings during prime time hours in a failed attempt to exploit it and influence the American people. Nothing but intentional propaganda sensationalism. And then immediately after, ABC airs Soul of a Nation Pride month special. Just additional attempts at indoctrination. But that’s a discussion for another topic.

Posted a Screen Print of this on Smoaky. Spot on. 😂👽🤣👽😂

I hope Tennessee gets ousted. 🤞🏾

Jan. 6 Commission primetime hearing was a ratings ‘BOMB’ for CBS, NBC, ABC. If any of the January 6 Commission’s hearings are again scheduled to take place in prime time, it’s entirely possible that the networks will take a “hard pass” next time! [Hidden Content]

BIDEN’S ECONOMIC CRISIS BY THE NUMBERS: Inflation is a tax on ALL Americans. In May, the CPI increased 8.6% for the 12 months ending May, the largest 12-month increase since the period ending December 1981. Wages are not keeping up with inflation, and have actually DECREASED, while prices for goods have risen. Real wages are down nearly 4% from the beginning of the Biden Administration. Real average hourly earnings decreased 3.0%, seasonally adjusted, from May 2021 to May 2022. Under Biden, real wages have decreased under Biden 10 out of the last 12 months. Americans are paying more for just about everything because of inflation: Fuel oil is UP 106.7% Airline fares are UP 37.8% Eggs are UP 32.2% Public transportation is UP 26.3% Hotel and motel lodging are UP 22.2% Butter and margarine are UP 20.2% Fresh and frozen chicken parts are UP 19.3% Energy services are UP 16.2% Used cars and trucks are UP 16.1% Citrus fruits are UP 16.1% Milk is UP 15.9% Bacon is UP 15.6% Roasted coffee is UP 15.6% Frozen fish and seafood are UP 14.0% Flour is UP 13.7% Pork is UP 13.3% Baby food is UP 12.9% New vehicles are UP 12.6% Beef and veal are UP 10.2%

Is this on topic? He certainly bullied Putin, XI, Un, Iran, and isis……all of which liberals and Biden kiss their behinds. What a laughing stock.

Democrats always seem to say Republicans are destroying democracy……by using their constitutional right to vote their choice🤦🏻‍♂️ so, perhaps you could give some examples of why you feel republicans want a Dictatorship…….

Molotov cocktail chunkers should be mowed down with your concept, but instead, they get bailed out by the VP. Can you think of another country in the world where routing and looting wouldn’t bring the return fire? You really have a warped sense of values.

That’s cute but Biden is the one who tried to get mandates in place for a vaccine that doesn’t work an if they didn’t get it they would lose their jobs. In in some cases some people did lose their job. Lol. Lucky the courts shot down that nonsense. Nice liberal twist. Show me we’re Trump tried to implement vaccine mandates? Lol I corrected your stupid liberal twist.

Trump has freaked these people out beyond our wildest imagining. In effect, this #January6th public circus is their THIRD impeachment attempt. The real insurrection happened 3 Nov 2020.

Prohibiting freshmen athletes from varsity participation would absolutely hurt small schools. That proposal makes no sense and it's not the 1st time I've seen it on the docket. Seems to me like someone got beat out by a freshman in the past that was better than them and they're bitter about it.

Being completely honest, I have not ever read any of the comments on this thread. I do personally want to thank @BADSANTA though for creating/posting it. Since January if/when I am in need of some enlightening (cause laughter is good for the sole...Right) I make & take the time to come and read the title of this thread(sometimes only once other times as many as 7 or 9 times). it is after all the funniest thread title ever posted on this website. 🤣 😂

Vidor & Lamar alum VJ Bunner has Diboll rolling.

Man, I’m on a roll….

Tennessee baseball OF Drew Gilbert, pitching coach Frank Anderson ejected vs. Notre Dame after arguing call [Hidden Content] via @247sports Tennessee has been acting like toddlers in every major male sport for a few years now. (Minus Cheese-former WO-S pitcher)