Tyrone_Biggums

[quote name="liltex" post="868074" timestamp="1286484530"] I asked the same thing and my reply was Dayton is not in the coverage area but they allow us to be part of this site to post on topics. [/quote] Yet another reason kicking their butts over and over is so much fun.  Heck, I wouldn't want to cover Dayton either out there because the only story they get to report is how the Broncos out class the entire region. 

[move][color=purple][b][size=18pt]LET'S GO DEFENSE....SHUT EM DOWN...GIVE THEM ZERO POINTS AND A LOT OF BRUISES[/size][/b][/color][/move]

IT'S OKAY...I know how hard it must be for you.  It's obvious that you have a severe case of Bronco envy that is ravaging that tiny little brain of yours.  I'll make it easy for you, just apologize for running your mouth without being able to back it up, take a nice long shower to rinse the stench of losing off of yourself, and ask if it will be all right to hop on the bronco bandwagon.  If you do these things I will buy you a ticket to all of the remaining bronco games so you can see what a real football team looks like. I will also allow your old lady to play turtle with me under the blanket once cold weather hits the stadiums.

[quote name="24baseball24" post="867951" timestamp="1286474796"] way to fail tyrone ;D ;D IDK whats worse losing 54-0 or thinking you made a clever rhyme then get shut down [/quote] I believe the U sounds would be make those two phrases a rhyming couplet that employs slant rhyme.  I also believe that you have a long way to go before you try to compete with Biggums when it comes to talking smack.  But if you really want to give it a shot, I will be more than glad to indulge.  I am happy to see that all that time in your BH English class paid off though.  BTW, do  you know what BH really stands for? I do.

Warriors...come out to play-ay.  urrrr.....GCMPats.....come out to play-ay.

[quote name="bh89-2" post="867892" timestamp="1286470930"] [quote author=raideroldtimer link=topic=72920.msg867819#msg867819 date=1286465258] [quote author=liltex link=topic=72920.msg867813#msg867813 date=1286465055] That's a pic of the owners property and been there bout 30 years.You can take that pic every day entering the visitors side.Talked to the owner and his best customers live in old river/cove. [/quote]I figured that truck was there just to clean up after the Broncs beat the sh** out of their opponents.  ;D [/quote] If that's the case, gonna need a bigger truck.  That"s a 21 to 0 truck!!!  ;D ;D ;D  [/quote] You know why we keep a vacuum truck?  Cause we been dumping on your team like 2 girls and 1 cup.  Yes, that rhyme is intentional.

So I make a simple comment like the REZ is for real.  I start my day and take a mid-morning break to check in on the boards.  My negative karma doubled overnight.  How awesome is that?  Those PNG fans are touchy.  So, who does the hill play this friday? Predictions?

I want to see the defense pitch another shutout.  I would like to see that type of attitude that says, "I don't care if we're up 75 points, but I'm still gonna knock your helmet off and you d*mn sure aren't even gonna sniff the endzone."  THAT is Bronco Football.

This is almost as good as the how much does ou suck thread.  I'm so proud.

It looks as if the realness of the hill has crossed the Trinity and made it's way to PNG.  I wonder how that could have happened?

Real recognize real, playa.

[quote name="rollinac" post="867236" timestamp="1286392179"] List of things I KNOW to be FOR REAL: 1.  The Hill 2.  Sasquatch 3.  The Chupacabre 4.  Alien Abductions 5.  Honest Politicians 6.  "Gimmick" Defenses 7.  The "Flexbone" 8.  Tyrone's Concession Stand 1.1 comment [/quote] You forget that the Reservation is now real. That's #9.

If you use a magnifying glass you will notice that instead of a name on the back of the jersey it reads "suck it ganders" and the end zone says "Welcome to 4A Panama". 

[quote name="BrenhamFan" post="867201" timestamp="1286390414"] :o :D They both might have a victory over Crosby by the end of year.  If that happens, your obligated to give Crosby one too... [/quote] That thread will be titled, the coogs are goobs.  It will be in all caps and will remain at the top of the board during my every waking hour.  Oh and btw.....The Rez is for real in case anyone has already forgotten.

[quote name="utguy09" post="867188" timestamp="1286389957"] [quote author=Tyrone_Biggums link=topic=74045.msg867185#msg867185 date=1286389681] I know the saying  "IF, ifs and buts were candy and nuts we would all have a Merry Christmas" but I also know that IF PNG would have played better football they would be undefeated.  better tighten your jocks 20-4A, the Rez is coming to town!!!!! :-* [/quote] Is this meant to be sarcastic? Yes if png played better football they would be undefeated. If vidor would have played better football they would be undefeated. If lumberton played better football they would be undefeated. You can say that about any team.  ::) [/quote] No sarcasm at all.  The Rez is for real.  If you haven't tightened up your jock yet then you should take this opportunity to do so.  

Okay, it's official, the Reservation, like the hill, is now for real.

I know the saying  "IF, ifs and buts were candy and nuts we would all have a Merry Christmas" but I also know that IF PNG would have played better football they would be undefeated.  better tighten your jocks 20-4A, the Rez is coming to town!!!!! :-*

[quote name="octfeb" post="867160" timestamp="1286387635"] [quote author=First Down link=topic=72920.msg867154#msg867154 date=1286387377] I was wondering, what would happen if someone started a thread that said "The Hill is for Real" ;D ;D [/quote] Or the Reservation  :o [/quote] I'm doing it.  Hilarity is sure to ensue.

[quote name="Matt" post="866776" timestamp="1286327208"] Maybe Dayton can try and set a field goal kicking record, say anytime the ball gets inside the 35 just kick a field goal, 1st and 10 send carranco in :) Try some trick plays, I like the hook and ladder, someone else wants to see the flea flicker :) [/quote] Oopty-oop.  Billy bob, we're gonna run the oopty-oop.

[quote name="octfeb" post="866760" timestamp="1286326193"] I have a football related question.  :o When your in the last minutes of the game, your team is ahead. The QB knees the ball to run out the clock. I know the score has alot to do with it. I have heard Bronco fans screaming at the other team for doing that to the Broncos. And my thought at that moment was, why are they mad? The Broncos have done that before. Do you think they should continue playing or knee the ball.  :-\ [/quote] Kneel and protect the win.

[quote name="baseball25" post="866674" timestamp="1286317848"] Hey Aggies Taylor is a true product of a system. It also helps that this system is [b]very good against 2A and below teams[/b] This system has work every where Haynes has been and thats at the 5a level and 4a level, the first yr Haynes got to Hardin the QB threw for 40tds, Haynes system works anywhere, and it would work even better at Silsbee lol..... [/quote] That system works well for Haynes until he has to play Dayton, lose for 10 years straight, and then start looking for a new job....just sayin'.

[quote name="BMTSoulja1" post="866725" timestamp="1286323381"] [quote author=panamamyers link=topic=73846.msg866712#msg866712 date=1286322542] [quote author=rollinac link=topic=73846.msg863699#msg863699 date=1286001646] Predictions....panamamyers says all week he's given up on Lee and refuses to drive that far ever again to see kids who coach themselves on the field.  Come Friday shows up, cusses loudly 'till halftime, then drives back to MC begging Broncos to call off the dogs.  About sum it up? [/quote] I don't cuss. (on here or in person) And I refuse to go to this game.  First game I have missed in 10 years. Dayton 70 Lee 0 [/quote]Man, go to the game, Pana!  Yall might sneak them (Dayton).  Then you will want to kick yourself on the behind for missing that one!   ;D [/quote] He's got a point Panama.  Lee could win.  While we are at it, Obama could cut government spending and the Hill could actually be for real.

[quote name="bh89-2" post="866489" timestamp="1286299680"] Hows those gas fumes over there Tyone?   ;D ;D ;D I hink the real story is how 20-4A is stinking up the world.  Nederland cant hang with 19-4A and they go over and beat their claim to fame PNG.  Give me a break.   ;D ;D  [/quote] Careful, you just mentioned the district that dare not be named.  This one is about to get locked up.  You also forgot to tell everybody that the hill is for real and that big blue is coming to town.

CENSORED.

[quote name="purple people eaters" post="866552" timestamp="1286304539"] Ok well it's my turn to chime in now. Let me start by saying that I am a huge Bronco fan to the point where I am told that I must bleed PURPLE, I have to say that we do have a really good team this year we have alot of talent a lot of speed the one thing we are lacking is on field leadership,I honestly believe that Xavier Baldwin being the kind of kid he is that if he stepped up to the role of leader that the others would follow suit. Now along with what I said about speed Jakari Delaspor is probly one of if not the fastest players in this district, now if he could learn to hang on to the ball in traffic he is one you could possibly see on a Saturday afternoon with a Division 1A school, don't get me wrong there are a few others that could learn to take care off the ball as well. The biggest issue I see with the Broncos is that this hurry up offense that they have been using the last several years is played out, yeah it was an awesome idea at first but when you use hand signals like we do it does'nt take very long for the other teams to figure out what we are gonna do exspecially if you run the same cotton pickin play 20 or 30 times a game. But like I said we have a good team not great but good, we have just got to play the good ole SMASH MOUTH Dayton Bronco football. ;D ;D ;D ;D [/quote] 1. Welcome to the board, glad to have you. 2. Jakari has been doing a great job and has turned the corner and left the butterfinger routine behind.  He's past the fumble bug. 3. Bronco football is tough defense and a high powered spread offense that takes advantage of playmakers on the edge and a zone read run scheme. We haven't been a smashmouth team for a long time. 4.  Don't mean to seem negative, I'm a big fan of punching the other team in the mouth until they quit.  I also get a lot of the points that you are making.