Tyrone_Biggums

[quote name="bh89-2" post="850248" timestamp="1284827158"] [quote author=Tyrone_Biggums link=topic=73111.msg849978#msg849978 date=1284783310] [quote author=PURPLE 4EVER link=topic=73111.msg849964#msg849964 date=1284782707] [quote author=bh89-2 link=topic=73111.msg849932#msg849932 date=1284781544] Pre-Game Score Card: Size - BH Speed - Dayton QB - Equal O-line BH D-Line - Dayton Turnovers - BH Special teams - Dayton Secondary - Dayton Linebackers - Equal Heart - BH Effort - BH Run defense - Dayton Pass defense - Dayton [/quote]Video of fans leaving the stands at the end of 3rd quarter due to being down by 35 points - Barbers Hill [/quote] Sounds like Dayton fans during the Ike game when the Broncos first went down more than one score. [/quote] They were bailing out of the stands like a fire had broke out.  [/quote] This is true smoking baby.

Here's what is going to happen: Dayton will win the smack battle on the boards this week and on Friday night they will be last team standing when the dust clears from the Old River Shootout.

[quote name="PURPLE 4EVER" post="849964" timestamp="1284782707"] [quote author=bh89-2 link=topic=73111.msg849932#msg849932 date=1284781544] Pre-Game Score Card: Size - BH Speed - Dayton QB - Equal O-line BH D-Line - Dayton Turnovers - BH Special teams - Dayton Secondary - Dayton Linebackers - Equal Heart - BH Effort - BH Run defense - Dayton Pass defense - Dayton [/quote]Video of fans leaving the stands at the end of 3rd quarter due to being down by 35 points - Barbers Hill [/quote] Sounds like Dayton fans during the Ike game when the Broncos first went down more than one score.

You guys just think we have a problem feeding the turf monster.  In reality, we have revolutionized the game.  These first 3 games we've just been practicing the lateral option bounce pass.  You guys are in SO much trouble.

Thoughts and prayers to his family and loved ones.  I am so very sorry.

[quote name="bubbad" post="849907" timestamp="1284780965"] Can you say pathetic. Outcoached &out played again [/quote] Hush.

Never too early to put the past 3 games behind us.  Dayton vs Barbers Hill to open up district play.  Let's do this.

Tyrone's two cents: 1.  Defense looked like an all state D in the first half and an all county team in the second.  Noticed hands on hips of the front 5 after about 4 minutes had passed in the 3rd quarter. 2.  Tough to figure this one out.  Fumbles cost the team late.  I hope they don't become too fixated on it because I think it is mental. It's like telling your self not to slice and then hitting a banana ball.  It's going to work itself out. Game Balls: 1. Jakari Delasbour.  Way to run strong and finish off runs.  Good job. 2. Ike QB.  Kid was slippery. 3. Juan Carranco.  Always impressed with the FG's & XP's, but there were a couple of monster punts tonight. No Balls: 1.  DAYTON FANS.  Cheer for your team.  I'm not a rah-rah type of guy but being at a stadium is a little different than watching from your couch. You can hear the crowd as a player, get up and clap or yell or flash the crowd every now and then, it's good for you. 2. The 4th Quarter.  That's not Bronco football. Dayton will be all right during district, but these first three were pretty humbling.  Bring on the Old River Shootout.

One hour to kickoff.  The Broncos have their game faces on.  Our kids look ready to bust some heads.

If anybody has read the Hill is for Real thread, you'll be glad to know that I stole Bessie from Smoking Baby and she will be on my arm/lap during the game!

ttt

I wonder who would win in a fight, Smoking Baby or bhfan?  BTW, if anyone has forgotten, THE HILL IS FOR REAL.

Kick some Ike ace bronchos.

Yes, they are located on Highway 59 between Cleveland and Nacodoches.  Lot's of pine trees in that area.  Glad to be of assistance.

[quote name="bh89-2" post="848540" timestamp="1284658612"] [quote author=raideroldtimer link=topic=72920.msg848126#msg848126 date=1284582188] [quote author=BrenhamFan link=topic=72920.msg848122#msg848122 date=1284581675] [quote author=Tyrone_Biggums link=topic=72920.msg848101#msg848101 date=1284579398] Brenham Fan...You should buy a tunnel modeled after Bessie the Blue Bell cow.  Only make sure the team runs out of the tail end instead of the head.  I believe this would intimidate any team from the start. [/quote] Indeed...  ;D [/quote] Or you could have her sitting up and the players could squirt out of the udders..... ;D [/quote] I was in Dayton yesterday evening and I can confirm they have already instituted this change.  There were a lot of "Bessie" types all over.  Just wanted to share a brief moment in time for you, in an effort to draw a picture for those who have never been to Dayton.  ;D ;D ;D I stopped at the NEW Shell station just down 321 from the high school and middle school.  I grabed a bag of ice and was only in the store for 3 minutes.  Here is what I experienced: * A woman (A.K.A. "Bessie") pulled up in a S-10 pick-up with a red hood, green left fender, and beige bed.  She had a fuzzy carpeted dash and a bed full of old tires.  She was wearing pink shorts that appeared to be cut-off warm-up pants, a white "wife-beater" shirt, no bra, cowboy boots, and purchased 2 bush beers.   * Next in line was a guy who was obviously drunk.  He stepped up to the cash register, then mumbled something and stepped (well stumbled) away.  I stepped up and paid for my ice while listening to him try and hold a meaningful conversation with a well dressed man who had his son with him.  I am guessing the well dressed man was trying to pass through Dayton and did not belong there. * While pulling out of the store parking lot, there was a very heavyset woman running accross the road carrying a small chile on her hip.  She had a plastic grocery bag uner her other arm.  She was wearing flip-flops that did not match and was yelling something to a guy accross the street.  The guy she was yelling too was a white guy who was wearing army boots, long camo shorts, and no shirt.  He was running back and forth in the yard pulling a bull-dog on a short rope.  The two got in a heated exchange and the guy appeared to be trying to get his dog after her.  There was another woman standing in the trailer door yelling somehting as well. * Around the corner I passed the school administration building and was to meet a friend who had invited me for dinner.  I have not seen this friend in a while, so was not sure what to expect.  I called his phone to see if I had my direction right, and unfortunately I did.  I was directed to a city housing project just down from the school administration building.  This did not exactly look like a place to be after dark, if you know what I mean. Upon arriving I found he, both his x-wifes, and numerous other people who were outside playing touch football.  After both his x-wifes flirted with me, I proceeded in the house, ate a steak and watched Survivor on his x-wife #2 60-inch LCD TV.   * After dinner I was worried about surviving the patch between her apartment to my car.  I went outside and felt much more comfortable.  There were 3 DPC cars, 4 Dayton police cars, and a few constables at the appartment accross the drive-way.  Upon leaving I rolled my window down and asked the cop who was talking to the car in front of me if I needed to stop for anything.  The cop laughed and said, boy that's a first.  Nobody stops from this place so we can see who's inside or what they are doing.   P.S.  The kids and adults playing football were not very good.      ;D ;D         [/quote] Dang smoking baby, why you gots to be all reporting troof on my peoples and what not? So, while smoking baby was hanging out with my peoples in Dayton, I took a field trip to the realest hill in America.  Heres what I saw: It all started at their one stop light, the only stop light on the realest hill in America.  I next went to the Dollar General to pick up some of those fine BH women.  Apparently it was fat lady in sweatpants day."Score", I thought to myself, just my type.  Well not only was it fat lady in sweatpants day, it was a BH lady friend smorgas board.  The store had everything.  I'm talking meth monkeys, half the quarters population, and a passel of lonely housewives in gym clothes who go to the gym during the slow time of the day because of low esteem.  I had to get out of there, because let's be honest, Tyrone loves all dem ladies. So i took my beat up bicycle and started peddling down eagle drive.  I didn't see an eagle, crazy right? And believe it or not, I had deja vu: Those Barbers Hillarians had the same imported workers digging the same holes on the same road as they did 4 months ago.  I thought to myself, surely the realest hill in america would hold enough intelligence to complete a simple project on the only road leading to the only stoplight on their grand bump, but sadly, this intelligence is no where to be found. So I keep on peddling with one thought in mind, "I'm going to find smoking baby".  So I peddle through neighborhood after neigborhood and knock on every unfinished cookie cutter home that I can find.  I ask everyone that I see, where is smoking baby? They all point in the same direction.  I finally reach my destination, the humble abode of smoking baby.  This house looks exactly the same as every other house on the street with a few exceptions (namely the rainbow flags flying above every entrance).   So I knock on the door and who answers but "Bessie" holding a bull whip and a quart of motor oil. She was wearing pink shorts that appeared to be cut-off warm up pants, a white "wife-beater" shirt, no bra, and cowboy boots.  I should have put two and two together when i saw the S-10 pick-up with a red hood, green left fender, and beige bed with the fuzzy carpeted dash and a bed full of old tires. I walked away, with the sad realization that smoking baby's case of Dayton envy was so strong that he would stoop to stealing one of our fine Dayton women. The joke's on him though, that bruiser had a Crosby Cougars bumper sticker on her beat up S-10.

They've played some pretty tough competition.

Brenham Fan...You should buy a tunnel modeled after Bessie the Blue Bell cow.  Only make sure the team runs out of the tail end instead of the head.  I believe this would intimidate any team from the start.

[quote name="bh89-2" post="848075" timestamp="1284576792"] [quote author=Tyrone_Biggums link=topic=72920.msg848071#msg848071 date=1284576603] I think everyone is missing the point here.  The point being that the Hill is for Real.  If you don't know, now you know..... A quick list of what the hill has going for them: 1. An awesome offense called the flexbone that will destroy opposing front 7's. 2. Striped throw back uniforms. 3. Supporters like BHFAN and smoking baby that will put them over the top come playoff time. 4. The next 3 points are where I would write something that soldier would ban me for. 5. Thanks Soulja. 6. Thanks Soulja. 7. A tunnel.  Tunnels make winners. 8. Dayton envy.  It's okay, atleast you guys want to be like the best.  ;) [/quote] Forgot one that BHFan pointed out: 9. Lots of fertilizer from the north.....  ;D ;D How is the searh for a man-slap coming?    ;D ;D [/quote] No takers.  Surely you have some friends who would be willing to wager some Ric Flair Chops.  How about that U got trucked guy?  Maybe, I should post some RFC video as motivation.

So who knows something about Ike, besides the fact that they have a quick qb who can actually connect on his passes.

I think everyone is missing the point here.  The point being that the Hill is for Real.  If you don't know, now you know..... A quick list of what the hill has going for them: 1. An awesome offense called the flexbone that will destroy opposing front 7's. 2. Striped throw back uniforms. 3. Supporters like BHFAN and smoking baby that will put them over the top come playoff time. 4. The next 3 points are where I would write something that soldier would ban me for. 5. Thanks Soulja. 6. Thanks Soulja. 7. A tunnel.  Tunnels make winners. 8. Dayton envy.  It's okay, atleast you guys want to be like the best.  ;)

Dont forget to mention the delusions of grandeur that are experienced while eating grey poupon during basketball season which will start early. That always gets em going. I'm willing to bet that this badboy gets locked before the old river shootout takes place.

This thread has 'locked' written all over it.  I like it.

The Hill is for Real!!!  ;) :P

WTH?  No takers on Ric Flair Chops.  One thing is for sure, there is no shortage of _____________ (use your imagination) on the bump.

How's this for a bet... I will bet some serious Ric Flair chops that Dayton beats Barbers Hill.  I will even spot any taker 7 points.  The way this works is simple:  Immediately following the game I will meet any taker at the 50 yard line and Ric Flair Chops will be distributed for each point the other team gets beat by.  If Dayton wins by 6, you hit me with one RFC.  If Dayton wins by 13, you catch 6 to the chest. Any takers? I know this is the most awesome thing ever posted, but don't be so overwhelmed that you fail to take me up on this wager.  WOOOOOOO!!!!