East TX

A fellow came in to the Dentist office and ask, "How much to pull a tooth?" The Dentist said $160 Dollars. The man said too much--what if you do not use assistant etc:? Well the Dentist said-- $80 dollars. The man said, what if, with no anesthetics? The Dentist said, "Ok, that would the awful tough; but $20 is my lowest price even with that"... The man said, "OK, put my wife down for an appointment tomorrow"...

The storm starts when the drops start dropping. When the drops stop dropping the storm starts stopping.

;D I will be attending a 50th year class reunion in two weeks. I remember a funny that happened when my church set up an out-to-dinner celebration for us graduating Seniors many years ago: that was quite a fun event. They invited a United Methodist Preacher as a speaker-- new to the Sour Lake, TX area. He was a riot--he opened his talk by saying. "I started out preaching in Sweetwater; next I preached in Dripping Springs......now I have ended up in SOUR LAKE. My friends good humor is an ageless wonderful commodity!....Make a great day for someone today!

Hi Jack, SETXsports have allowed this humor in the off-season for baseball as just a little extra fun. You to are encouraged to add a--pun or funny--any time you would wish to participate.

Actually I heard this one many years ago when a fellow told this joke to a Methodist Uth group--many years ago.

What county is that "Hungington" town from?

Report from Dickerson Tourney.....BC Cardinals hanging tough this morning; took out Brazosport and ahead of South Houston 16-8 at present......... Saturday at 11:30 am. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ended up beating South Houston 2-0.....4-1 thus far this morning....will be playing Sweeny, a 3A team around 1:30 today. "This is a huge Tourney of mostly 4As & 5As from all over."

Evadale will be tough, BB will be a good Coach and will get this bunch ready for success.

;D Some ole boys were a little short on cash so they went Mushroom hunting and cooked up a big pot of Mushroom Soup. They decided to feed some to the cat to be sure that they had not put any poison ones in the pot--just in case. Well they sat around watching the Dallas Cowboy game and ate heaps of mushroom soup-- while the cat seemed to be quite OK. Late in the third quarter someone noticed the cat was just squirming around on the floor--in a weird manner. They jumped in their car and hurried to the hospital and had their stomachs pumped out at the emergency room! Arriving home they realized that the game was over and they did not feel very well at all. Some one said, "Where did the cat die?" They looked around and behind the curtain in the living room they discovered--THE CAT HAD FOUR BABY KITTENS.....lol

Could someone post a "fall" game schedule. Please put it on several local sites I look for attendance to rise this whole season.

Thank you for any information that is available......

Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. ( Groan.) Surely you can do better than that: give it a try!

Someone sent me this...wish I was that clever ;D Copy/paste ENJOY!..... Praying for Leroy "Anyone with needs to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the altar," the Preacher says." Leroy replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing." The preacher puts one finger in Leroy's ear, and he places the other hand on top of Leroy's head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue streak for Leroy. After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks,"Leroy, how is your hearing now?" Leroy says, "I don't know, Reverend, it ain't til next Wednesday!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ On a personal note-- I have been gone for a week to Fayetteville, NC..... have a new Grandson, his name is Charlie and he was born quite healthy! PTL

What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu? For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment . .

Guess this joke was all wet! ;D

How dry is it across central and west Texas? It's so dry in parts of Texas, That the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling. The Methodists are using wet-wipes. The Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks. And the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water. Now, THAT'S Dry! I will be on vacation for a week or two, try your hand at a pun or joke. please....

Yesterday I rode my bike twice, I guess that makes me a recycler. . Old power plant workers never die they just de-generate. If you give some managers an inch they think they're a ruler. It's true I don't like soap, but you don't have to rub it in my face!

A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one child. "No," said another. "He's just for good luck." A third child brought the argument to a close."They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrants."

Another RAIN DELAY game will start at 6:10 PM Central Std.Time

Looks like it will be on Channel #5 if you have Time Warner-Roadrunner... It not try, #33, #34,#302, # 896 Rain delays have things and scheduling all messed up! :

* The illegal touchdown pass was quite offensive. * The current single-season home-run champion would never invest in baseball cards. Everyone know that Barry Bonds. * This version of the paralympics does not allow competitors to compete who have already had their severed arms and legs reattached. This is only the pre-limbs. * Take a Karate class—just for kicks. * The crustacean had trouble throwing the ball long distances. He was just a lobster. * I can't chew gum while batting, for in stance. * On windy days, the basketball player's hair blew to-and-fro. * The disciplined archers stood in a row.

Thanks my friend you are quite creative! I would welcome your adding your humorous graphic-touch to these puns and things.

Congrats to Nederland B. R. How did the other age groups end up Nationally?

This is just a little Lon-Yapp for some folks that enjoy a little humor...... ___ Give a man a fish and it will feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish and you can't get him to go to work.

To YankeeDawg: Where did you get the action-graphics, that is really neat! I found some really good ones one time but they loaded my computer with several viruses.