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He dreamed he had finally croaked... Tried to awake and found it was not a joke!... As he stood quietly in the long line... He could see the Pearly gates shining so fine... There was a long line and choirs of angels were singing softly... Earl, Ginger, Paul, Tammy and Lefty... Sue, Brenda, Joe, Tom and Buster... When he got to step forward they sang out...HI LUSTER! To Numberseven: Yes a wrote it...... With laughter and a bit of leaven......

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to the hospital. When his Grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet!"

There are Rec., LL, Select etc: Can we just put the location and scores on this page 1. 2.

Please list all the assorted scores from different games as the come in... 1. 2.

;D There once was a Sports Reporter named Gabe.... He was shorter, but just as honest as Abe... He runs with a co-heart named Van... One of the friendiest fellows in the land.. Gabe Pruitt and Van Wade seem to just have it made... cause at the Orange Leader they seem to always get paid.... Now the money for writing does not flow like wild honey.... But the joy of this sports job is worth more than a metric tonne..... They could move on to Philly or Boston.... or, LA, Green Bay, Dallas or even Austin.... They seem to like soggy marshland, compliments of IKE--to lead a sports parade.... So in this mosquito infested swamp they have stayed....

The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in this work

It's not how busy you are, but why you are busy.... The honey bee is praised.... While the mosquito is swatted... The bee is so busy it can make you quite dizzy... The mosquito can take some and leave your blood clotted...

A Priest watched a beautiful woman/girl.... as she rounded a corner with such a swirl.. He was headed to Rome to study ancient archives... he was so excited he was getting the hives.... As he studied ancient writings he decided to study the origins of the word-- celibacy; to help boaster his resolve. After a while he realized the word had been miss-translated and the word was really CELEBRATE To his great shock the problem was solved....

Hull-Daisetta won for years by hiring only Roughnecks and Roust-abouts and other folks related to the emerging Oil Field industry. Recruitment at its finest LOL. If you did not have a boy or two that was not a good football player then you could not get a job around H-D. The rules had to be modified because White Oak, Daingerfield, and H-D were fielding enough recruits to beat ALL of the biggest schools in Texas; that did not major in football recruiting. Today that is about over; however, WO-S has refined the art in a subtle way getting Louisiana recruits and many others in smooth recruiting-- mainly at the 8th and 9th grade entry levels.

Deer flies like a deer or an elk.... Horse flies like a horse or a donkey.... Time flies like an arrow.... Fruit flies like a persimmon or a banana....

Over at BC LL Tourney this evening the 12 U girls BC 11-4 over Channelview-- previousl game BC 8 Lumberton 2. The last I saw was BC 10 year old girls were 14-1, over somebody. Boys games were all lopsided with BC Boys teams scoring in the double digits on Offense.

The tale of Jonah is kind of hard to swallow Jonah seems such a mystery; it seems difficult to read or to follow... unless FAITH lets your intellect lay slightly fallow. Help your faith to be unbound.... So I will explain in seven-words-or-less, hopefully some will agree that my logic seems sound.... YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD MAN DOWN!

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall! The police are looking into it.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationary.

Adam blamed Eve.... Eve blamed the snake.... and the snake did not have a leg to stand on.

In democracy hopefully it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

GEOTHERMAL MAY END UP MONUMENTAL Is it clean coal, ocean energy, shale oil, or solar...? If you think in any other new realms they will say you're bi-polar... Cheap energy may not be just a dream... cause Geothermal is gathering steam... We may not be in trouble, if our energy can exponentially re-double. It may come from deep wells; from the hot magma which never fails when we send down water from a stream...unlimited steam...what a viable dream! For oil and gas we may have to still barter: but our future wealth may be in making mega-tons of steaming-hot water.. And we can go Geothermal is seems... and get most of our electricity from within our on border.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ This one I wrote: for that English Teacher---I just wanted to really get her goat. I will get poems when I can...on the Internet I will scan... We that do it for fun don't need our names always spun. But the fact is-- I-- like many others, don't care if someone copies mine... or I would always copyright and maybe some day be a prim English teacher; trying to keep a lot of rowdy kids in line! LOL LOL

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

Africa is a continent?

Or maybe they can just energize individualism? We are the music makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems.

Sarah must be some kind of a nice Mom and Lady....Back when she as announced as a candidate for VP--There were 4 big jets full of CNN, MSNBC, ABC, Enquirer,CBS, and other liberal-controlled media folk that were specifically going up North to try to get dirt on this Lady. Try as the may, after all these months of trying to smear her and humilate her children, she is standing pretty tall in the dog sled. LOL

I could not quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

The winning Coach Their once was a Coach who savored a win-record--So to boast. He had his offense to squat... and he lost quite a lot. So to his dismay, he could not play-down and win at 1-A. So he scheduled the mighty-local PTA.......twas not a good day! So what can we say; he now looks around for others. Last we heard he has challenged a group of smaller ROOM MOTHERS!.

I like those also ;D