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When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, some of the training of the astronauts took place on a Navajo reservation. One day, a Navajo elder and his son were herding sheep and came across the space crew. The old man, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question that his son translated. "What are these guys in the big suits doing?" A member of the crew said they were practicing for their trip to the moon. The old man got all excited and asked if he could send a message to the moon with the astronauts. Recognizing a promotional opportunity, the NASA folks found a tape recorder. After the old man recorded his message, they asked his son to translate it. He refused. The NASA PR people brought the tape to the reservation, where the rest of the tribe listened and laughed, but refused to translate the elder's message. Finally, the NASA crew called in an official government translator. His translation of the old man's message was: "Watch out for these guys; they have come to steal your land."

One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference. On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him: "I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!" The driver agrees: "You're right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place." "That's a great idea!" says Einstein. "Let's switch places then!" So they switch clothes and as soon as they arrive, the driver dressed as Einstein goes on stage and starts giving the usual speech, while the real Einstein, dressed as the car driver, attends it. But in the crowd, there is one scientist who wants to impress everyone and thinks of a very difficult question to ask Einstein, hoping he won't be able to respond. So this guy stands up and interrupts the conference by posing his very difficult question. The whole room goes silent, holding their breath, waiting for the response. The driver looks at him, dead in the eye, and says : "Sir, your question is so easy to answer that I'm going to let my driver reply to it for me."

We are talking about class. So I am on topic, and keeping me out of your fantasies will help you to stay on topic. But what can I really do? Women want to be with me and men want to be like me.

Molehill meet your mountain.

But letting grown men in the ladies bathroom is nothing but class.

White Supremacist are anti-Semitic and as we all know Republicans and conservative tend to support Israel (aka a Jewish state) thus the white supremacist and liberals have that in common. White Supremist are not tolerant of others viewpoints and push for their race as the best. Black Lives Matter are not tolerant of other viewpoints and push for their race as the best. White Supremacist like Hitler, Hitler was a Socialist. Democrats are socialist. Also white Supremacist get welfare. They really are a bunch of sad sacks.

I wish I could be hated like that!

Classic! Only in America can one be for socialism while making it big as a capitalist

Means you want a benevolent dictator

Well said

Israel does not want to wipe Iran off the map. Muslims want to wipe the Jews of the map, Israel wants to be left in peace. Please do a basic history search before you talk to me, you gullible simpleton.

You are very simple and easily decieved if you believe that the Clintons help or care about Afirica. With all the money they received how much went to Africa? About the same amount that Obama sent his brother in Africa.

Should not have had the sound on with that one. Lol, she is methed up and demon possessed

That is why on the bottem of each question one could rate how strongly they felt about thier answer, and yes they are broad questions.

Going on mission trips during spring break instead of doing the spring break thing after winning the Heisman puts one at the top of the list.

Moral hazard, easy money, and cheap credit have never produced good results.....One can never tell exactly when a bubble will burst or which corner of the financial system will be the epicenter of the earthquake. But if and when these looming bubbles explode, the main culprit will be the irresponsible policies that were supposed to prevent future bubbles and that created the perfect storm of moral hazard, easy money, and cheap credit once again.

[Hidden Content] Many of us major in the practice of blaming. We spend so much time on the “who’s to blame” question that we have little mental bandwidth left to be effective. President Trump recently proclaimed his victimhood: “No politician in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.” No matter what you think about his performance, has Trump become the blamer-in-chief? To be sure, given what was revealed in a recent book about the election, Shattered, Hillary Clinton would have been no slouch in the blamer-in-chief role. Is Trump’s need to point the finger just another manifestation of our culture of victimhood? After all, most of us have ready answers for questions about who or what is responsible for our circumstances or feelings.....click on the link to read the rest of this great article

Well there is and was only one Era of Good Feelings when it comes to US politics and that ended in the 1830's

We probably have different opinions on unions and potheads. lol Politically I almost became a libertarian and religiously I almost became a 5 point Calvanist both are good ways to think, but I could not agree with all of thier doctorines. Hear is an example government should get out of the morality business. Agree or disagree every law that is made has to deal with morality. here is another test like that ask if we think like the Bible teaches. [Hidden Content]

I are a right social authoritarian.Right: 6.81, Authoritarian: 3.6 I have down these type surveys before and I useally fall between Reagan and Thatcher

Did ya'll here the one about the blind carpenter? He picked up his hammer and SAW!!

Oil is sorta important and Terrorism is bad.

Video please. Not only did Trump not bow the First Lady did not cover her head... President Trump upon arriving in Saudi Arabia on Saturday did not bow to the Gulf leader as former President Barack Obama appeared to do -- a move interpreted as American weakness. In 2009, Obama appeared to bow to then-Saudi leader King Abdullah at a G-20 summit in London. Videos show Obama bending at the waist toward the king. First lady Melania Trump wore a black pantsuit with a golden belt and did not cover her head for the arrival