Peppermint Patty

  Charles is in charge. 

Gomer Kyle?

You're making me blush.

I think in a few years they will have a "The Year We Beat Bama"  throwback uni.

Trying to dress up an ugly sow.

It took them 6 weeks to get the Aggie ranking correct. So, there is hope.   They should really consider just crowning the SEC Champion the National Champion every year. Only seems fair at this point.

  I would admit it too. Nothing happens.

Don't admit it and get suspended a half. Funny how Gurley will miss Kentucky and Florida and be back just in time for Auburn.

  Hate is a strong word. I prefer this Swift classic:   We are never ever ever getting back together, We are never ever ever getting back together

Taylor Swift. Nice... Does that make Coach Swag's practice mix?

Would expect nothing less.

@dannykanell: Kinda funny hearing all SEC fans brag about owning a poll released in October. Especially from those fans whose team isn't top 4! Woohoo!

No, it's not final. However, to imply that if you are 3rd in your DIVISION, and have 1 loss, you are more qualified right now than other teams with 1 loss that lead their CONFERENCE. It's an absolute joke!

The Big XII? The aggies would not make it out of that conference either.

The other conferences need to take a morning after pill. They just got screwed.

Shocker.

The next plan is to convert the Swagocopter into Life Flight.

  I could live with that.

Players with concussions do the same thing. The team has to protect him from himself.

Hook'em Redskins!

You can bad mouth a lot of things, but don't go talkin down on those SWT Bobcats.

I would never purposely travel to Lubbock.

#WeRegretTopicSwerving

  That's unprofessional.   As much as he may want to do that, he cannot stoop to that level. We will probably read about a reprimand in the near future.

  Yes. They have taken that line down.