You literally have cheerleaders that are all dudes, dress like milk maids, and try and inflict pain on their own junk. And I gotta tell you, once I saw your basketball dance team, I understood why you go with dudes for football. I wouldn’t want to advertise that bunch either.
But if anyone would be an expert on the effeminate, it’s aggy fan (I.e., the whole stadium #thegaysway).