Hello im Donald J Trump, Not only did I run down my opponents in the republican primaries. i also talked about their wives, kids and parents. i am very good at disrespecting people and creating govermnent jobs for my family. I talked about the ex president because of time spent on the golf course, yet i spend more time their than anyone. I wanted to see a birth certificate , but I will not show my taxes. I should be able to grab any women by the p if I please. I lie my arse off, but my constituents don't even care. In fact my constituents will justify anything that I say or do. That's why i ran under the republican ticket, you do know that i used to be a democrat and was close friends with the Clintons. My daughter Ivanka and Chelsea are still close. When i met my beautiful wife i just grabbed her by the you know what and showed her my bank account. My son Eric thinks that democrats are not real people, should have kept him away from Tagg Romney. my daddy set me up financially in business, after going bankrupt four times i figured it out. ( I'm no John Rockefeller) I would trade Melania for Putin any day. Putin and i would chase each other around the white house in our boxers and socks while listening to Elton John songs.