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Ordering a Pizza in 2022 CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut? GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza. CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry. GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month. CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza. GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir? CALLER: My usual? You know me? GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust. CALLER: Super! That’s what I’ll have. GOOGLE: May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust? CALLER: What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza! GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good, sir. CALLER: How the hell do you know that? GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years. CALLER: Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol. GOOGLE: Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy, 4 months ago. CALLER: I bought more from another Pharmacy. GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your credit card statement. CALLER: I paid in cash. GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement. CALLER: I have other sources of cash. GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your latest tax returns, unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law! CALLER: WHAT THE HECK? GOOGLE: I'm sorry sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you. CALLER: Enough already! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without the internet, TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me. GOOGLE: I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago... Welcome to the future... (Copy and paste, just like I did).

Which of these pipelines is dangerous to the US? Can you imgine trying to truck or railcar fossil fuels to all of these locations? [Hidden Content]

Yes, probably. But when a man runs a campaign on how his opponent mishandled a problem, and promises that he has a sure-fire way to end this awful plague, then he inherits all the cases from then on.....unless he was LYING the whole time. I believe he also said he would rule with science (Fauci) instead of the President. Must have forgotten who he was. With Fauci at the helm, we still would not have a vaccine that people are screaming for. Even Cuomo wants to sue because he hasn’t gotten the vaccine distribute properly. He has probably changed his tune too. Nope, all of these deaths will be Biden’s fault.

Hey, Jill Biden, the first lady who Joe had an affair with while she was married, brought 25 candy bars for over 200 soldiers. What a sweetheart and math scholar.

Wow, Biden will have over 100,000 deaths from Covid in a very short time to be his total responsibility. What a murderer.

Man, you just insulted morons everywhere.

Wow, he flat out LIED!!!!!!! We even have video proof. What a worm. To those who kiss Biden’s lily-white arse, kiss it some more. He loves it. Talk about failing on a campaign promise. This was his main objective and supposedly why Trump lost because of his handling of the pandemic. You two-faced leftys. Where is your outrage? In the least, come up with a fake one.

In the Olympics, they used to (maybe still do) swab a competitor’s mouth and test for male or female, due to the east Europeans entering men in women’s sports. Biden’s rule will surely kill the Olympics. According to some on this board, why should we care and it’s none of our business.

I just saw a short clip of Biden’s speech with Bill Clinton dozing off in the background. With what Biden had to say, I can see why.

Biden hasn’t done one thing that puts America first.

Amen.....awoman

Putin bought our uranium from Hillary while Biden was VP, might as well follow through on the deal. What was all the hooplah about Russia the last four years? Now it’s ok?

Oh boy. The circle game.

Yes, explanation needed. What does this video have to do with anything? It doesn’t show Trump calling our troops losers, especially simce he didn’t say it...... and you call us delusional. Go figure.

I obviously didn’t watch the ceremony but I have seen pics of Bernie Sander in attendance. What the heck was that?????

..... did I miss it?

Hey, it’s fence rider with another whatsboutism.

I do believe Trump offered his hotel for the troops. I know he respects them.

Heck, the Dems housed homeless people in the most expensive place in LA.

So is your head. Here you go princess. [Hidden Content]

Stop listening to the voices inside your head. Those numbers are conservative. I have seen over 4 million projected. What numbers do the voices tell you now.

Lmao

All that we got on Wednesday, wiped out by Friday..... and the left was gloating and foaming at the mouth about Wednesday.

I like the name. I always mispronounce it though.

But....but....but whatabout George Floyd?