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[quote name="shovelhead" post="732304" timestamp="1261090293"] Teachers ask questions and don't always like the answers                                                                                                                                                                                                          It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have                  turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the              children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early                        dismissal.                                                                                                                                                                  Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can                leave early today."                                                                                                                                                        Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart              and will answer the question."                                                                                                                                              Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"                                                                                                                      Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."                                                                                                            Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."                                                                                                                            Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.                                                                                                                      Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"                                                                                                                                      Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."                                                                                                          Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."                                                                                                                                  Johnny is even madder than before.                                                                                                                                          Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"                                                                                                            Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."                                                                                                            Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."                                                                                                                          Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the              questions.                                                                                                                                                                  When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would              keep their mouths shut!"                                                                                                                                                    The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"                                                                                                                              Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"                    [/quote] Hilarious!

Is there anyone on here who still thinks Elin busted out those SUV windows to ''save'' Tiger?? Yeah, right  ;D

Go get 'em Cats....from a Nederland Bulldog fan!

Thanks yankee. If she would go out with me just once, I'd have her throwing rocks (or golf clubs) at Tiger. I make it tough to go back... ;D That pic I posted....a woman who looks like that, wearing shirts saying she is #1, and is married to a billionaire, will find it difficult just to hold her head up in public now, thinking she isn't all that. Her ego has been trounced. Some of the women Tiger was with, I could have gotten into bed for a lot less money. Some weren't even good looking. I think word got around what he would pay, and they lined up. His first tournament back, they should line the fairway with styrofoam fire hydrants... ;D Just having some fun at Tiger's expense. He can afford it. Nice pic BTW!

[quote name="YankeeDawg" post="728578" timestamp="1260631969"] [quote author=baddog link=topic=63034.msg728566#msg728566 date=1260629338] yankee, this is as bad as trying to put Anna-Nicole Smith in the ground. That went on for months. Anyone with his money could pay these same women to sleep with him, so he can't brag about being a stud. This is worse than Hugh Grant, who paid an ugly prostitute to have sex with him, when he was dating one of the most beautiful women in the world....Elizabeth Hurley!! It takes intense concentration to play golf at his level. We have all seen his stone face when playing. I bet he couldn't hit a fairway right now with all the distractions. Does he ever recover? [/quote] LOL...from some accounts I've read, he DID pay money...big money...to sleep with some of these skanks.  I think $15,000 in one case for GS and according to the gals involved, he was, as Tony the Tiger would say..GGGGRRREAT!!!!!! Does he recover??...who knows...maybe a year or so down the road...he doesn't need the money..that's obvious...Even after his wife gets her share, he'll still have more money than you and I will ever see.   I agree..with all the distractions right now, he'd probably  shoot 30 over par at the putt-putt course!! He may turn "thug" and join the ranks of "gangsta-rappers", start doing music videos, get involved in drugs and crime and wind up in the pen!!!  Who knows...the woody is full of surprises as is evident!! LOL.  I think he had the whole world fooled...he is one "celebrity" that I would have never guessed would be such a putz!! BTW, Elin asked me for your phone number last night, so she is on the prowl herself...I'd venture to say she probably has had a few "transgressions" in her married life as well. Geeesh...I'm so dang cynical!! ::) ;D [/quote] yankee, my number is 5-gigolo...If you have been with her, I don't want to interfere, but maybe just this once [img][Hidden Content]] Hippy, I gave you a positive karma just for being optimistic.. ;D

yankee, this is as bad as trying to put Anna-Nicole Smith in the ground. That went on for months. Anyone with his money could pay these same women to sleep with him, so he can't brag about being a stud. This is worse than Hugh Grant, who paid an ugly prostitute to have sex with him, when he was dating one of the most beautiful women in the world....Elizabeth Hurley!! It takes intense concentration to play golf at his level. We have all seen his stone face when playing. I bet he couldn't hit a fairway right now with all the distractions. Does he ever recover?

[quote name="dayton" post="728177" timestamp="1260554457"] [quote author=KDOSullivan link=topic=63034.msg727639#msg727639 date=1260476079] [quote author=dayton link=topic=63034.msg727635#msg727635 date=1260475566] The whole prenup thing is interesting to me.... as is the renegotiating and giving her more $$ to stay. Everything I have is my wife's and vice versa. I guess I just don't understand what having that magnitude of wealth is like. I know if she stays, she'll stay for the kids probably, but the negotiations just seem cold and too business like for a relationship. [/quote] No, at my house, everything that is my wife's is her's and everything mine is her's.... :P [/quote][quote author=thetragichippy link=topic=63034.msg727675#msg727675 date=1260481358] [quote author=dayton link=topic=63034.msg727635#msg727635 date=1260475566] The whole prenup thing is interesting to me.... as is the renegotiating and giving her more $$ to stay. Everything I have is my wife's and vice versa. I guess I just don't understand what having that magnitude of wealth is like. I know if she stays, she'll stay for the kids probably, but the negotiations just seem cold and too business like for a relationship. [/quote] If you ever get a divorce (I did)...you will find that vice versa thing is a little lopsided.......... [b]I do agree that negotiating a Prep is a weird way to work things out in a marriage.[/b] [/quote] 2 good posts.... I hope I never find out about the divorce thing. I understand the vice versa thing too! Kinda like, -[b]When she cooks, I clean the kitchen and when I cook I clean the kitchen[/b]- :D [/quote] I'd clean Elin's kitchen.  ;D

I hear Elin has already moved out. Can't say I blame her one bit.

Gotta love SNL... [Hidden Content]

Am I the only one who saw the pics of his wife before they got married? They have taken them off the internet, but my God, she is an absolute, drop dead, gorgeous woman. If she asked me my name, I think I might stutter and have to think about it. I'm not just picking on Tiger either. I work with a man who is messing around on his wife and I give him hell all the time. If Tiger wanted to play the field, he shouldn't have gotten married. He already had plenty of money when he met Elin.

No accumulation in Nederland. Yea!!!

Snow looks good on a post card. If I liked snow, I'd live in Colorado.

Maybe he can pick up another sponsor.....''Trojan''

Tiger Woods' neighbors is the ''Adams Family''....seriously.

No charges to be filed. Woods will be ticketed for careless driving which is a $164.00 ticket. He'll probably have to take out a small loan.  ;D

When you demolish a city fire hydrant, doesn't that become public domain? Privacy is one thing, but refusing to talk to police makes me wonder. He's probably wanting his lips to heal so no one can see where his wife bopped him with her fist.

Saw an interview with one of the cops... Interviewer: Why did she bash the window in with a golf club? Cop: She said the doors were locked and she used it to gain entry. Int: Where did she get the golf club? Cop: I don't know where the golf club came from. (smiling) Int: If she had to go back into the house to ge the golf club, why didn't she get another set of keys? Cop: I don't know. (smiling)

Does this mean we should overlook your rectal/cranial inversion?

At least you got your district right this time. How does anyone get that wrong? DUHHHHHHHHH!!

Well, I guess we all get to hear from Friendswoodfan.  ::) Great year Jags!

[quote name="badndn" post="719601" timestamp="1259443865"] [quote author=vidor pirate link=topic=63077.msg719590#msg719590 date=1259443082] they just scored again :-( turnovers killin central [/quote] It's not the 2 turnovers that is killing Central, it's the poor playcalling. FW is rushing the QB like crazy, and Central has yeat to call a screen to try and make them pay for it. They keep getting sacked and punting on 4th and 30 and giving FW the ball inside the 50. Cetral went away from what they do best way too early, running the ball. They had a couple of good pass plays because FW was respecting the run and then they totaly went away from the ground game. This will get really ugly if Central comes out trying to throw deep on every play in the second half. [/quote] Totally agree. Central needs to play their game and try to cause a turnover and maybe make a big play on special teams. It's a lot to ask, but not unrealistic. Go Jags!

I mistakenly called his wife Erin, but it is Elin. I corrected it. I don't feel sorry for rich people. They think they live by a different set of laws and sometimes, it's true. If this happened between myself and my wife, she would already be in jail and possibly me too.

Another laughable moment....why would anyone mess around on Elin Nordegren??? Kinda like Jim Carrey in ''Liar Liar'' saying he had had better! Was Tiger lying in the street, semi-conscious due to a 7-iron to the head? Poor Elin. If Tiger divorces her (or she divorces him), she would only be half a billionaire. Ain't life a biatch?

Good going Cats!

[quote name="adminbaberuth" post="718732" timestamp="1259371576"] Looks like Tiger has been using his putter off the golf course. [Hidden Content] [/quote] Simply amazing. I guess if you are rich enough, and Tiger being a billionaire, when the highway patrol comes to your house to investigate an accident, your wife can turn them away by telling them that you are sleeping. That's laughable.