Whoopi Goldberg's Lips

There is no excuse for getting swept by Maryland. None.

We have too many players in critical positions that just flat out go brain dead during the play. It's ridiculous. Until that changes, we're doomed.

They jumped us early again. They went up by 17 mid way thru 2qtr. About that time, it seemed like Herman took the play calls over and we started rolling pretty good there. Then 4th qtr we suffered from 2 picks by regard Sam... Pretty much just like tech last year. We're probably 6-6 again and they're about the same.

I think I've got some PTSD. This day last year I watched while we crapped down both legs while ripping out carpet and dry wall from Harvey flooding. At least this year I'm not playing the role of Jesus the carpet guy.

Yeah, well I hope your house burns down.

Dang it Cletus! What did I tell you about logging in with that computer?? Oh well... Kids, this is a lesson on why you need a good VPN when creating a sock account.

Not sure if serious... If so, this gonna be good!

This place is slipping... No mention of the all you can eat crabs at Ocean cabaret in Galveston. I haz the disappoint

Jesus this is hard to watch

aggy better be ready for a fight. You don't just let the mighty Demons waltz into Kyle field and expect a win. They scare you to death

Yeah but Nichols beat McNeese... So they can hang their hat on that

Dang, what have I missed over the past 9 months? Did someone hack Mack's credentials? Surely this is an imposter. It makes a lot more sense than his typical aggy induced posts.

Stop sharing photos of his kids Mack!! Gaw...

I'm just back for the terrapin gang bang. I'll show myself out Sunday morning.

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Pitchers duel?

This right here makes me damn proud to be a Cat! Nice job Rice!

Apparently VJax's LOI still hasn't been received in aggyland. Not to fear, it was on aggy's end. The fax machine ran out of paper, so they ran down to circuit city for a new machine.

We've all made mistakes in our life Mack.

Oh phew! I thought you were describing Candi's side piece.

Christian Jones out of Cypress just committed to the good guys. [Hidden Content]

Aggy would jump butt-first into a bag of sheep peckers for a class like that.

Well, color me surprised...

Aranda out, just got a 2.5M salary for 4 years at LSU. Jesus, aggy... Your negotiating prowess really is the worst.

BREAKING: Dave Aranda in talks with TAMU after reports of him not liking Coach O's possum gumbo recipe.