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Come on Cats! Knock this aggy out early and make history again! Put all the external stuff to the side and show our community how a team is supposed to look.

^ I laughed...

Being a Kirbyville alum, this is heart breaking for the family. But it's also friggin embarrassing to see how the school board and admin has managed this from the get go. I hope the people of Kirbyville come together and galvanize the community, not divide it like I'm seeing on facebook. Even though i don't live there anymore, I've always been proud of that little town. I can't say that today.

Sounds like Jordan and Brick Haley have been going on some mustache rides.

What is this? You trying to guess Mack's softball jersey name?

I saw that and the first thought that came to mind was He'll beat the hell out of cancer with a bunch of 2*, JUCO transfer, and walk-on doctors that nobody else wanted. Get well soon, Purple Wizard!

Does anyone else see the irony in ou's president making statements about institutional control? That reads like satire. In other news, the pot calls the kettle black.

You dumb sips...don't you know Chad Morris is the onlyest one with a ag ring? Gaw...

Time for Quandre` to do work and shut that one down for the good guys!

So they dodge the Sark bullet only to take on Briles and his baggage? Get outta here with that! I can see Kelly in that role, though. That's actually pretty scary...

Looks like the Bamers just dodged a bullet. Quick, somebody take that man to the bar!! [Hidden Content]

Hey, look on the bright side. At least prostitution can be construed as consensual, so they're headed in the right direction.

Mr. Coach Ed also like him some mustard on his French fry taters:

I know it's way too early to look at 2018...but looking at the Top 10 schools, you'll find something that's not like the others...evidently KU has a new assistant from Louisiana and is raking them in. 5 of the Top 20 from LA are committed to KU right now.

Huh? Do we need to compare McKnight's stats and Buechele's? I mean it's probably not fair, considering one's a RS Senior (that's $EC ready) and the other a True FR (that's definitely not $EC ready)...but aggy gonna aggy.

^ Them eyes look like they're full of malted hops and bong residue. I hope he gets that out of his system before he reports in the summer.

Jordan Pouncey from Winter Park, FL just committed to the good guys!

Dude's neck looks like a 10 pt. buck in full rut.

He's a helluva recruiter. Always has been. His problem is the same as Charlie Strong. We'll see how this plays out for the TIGAH FAMILEE!

Also this, aggy did pretty well with total rankings, but lots of filler in there with 27 signees. We should all be ashamed of ourselves...I, for one, feel like I need to take a bath after watching this go down. Embarrassing...

This. I hope their family home burns...without casualty of course.

Samuel Cosmi from Atascocita just pledged to the good guys... [Hidden Content]

Here's a little bit of spice from the espionage case against ST. Louis from last year:

The 2nd chance should be given at aggy or some other craptastic school...not UT. We have standards and Casey Horny is NOT our standard. I mean, Charlie fired Chris Vaughn last year over the Ole Miss scandal, and the NCAA hasn't even punished them yet. I don't see why this is so hard for Herman and Perrin to understand.

I concur. He's going to be answering some tough questions about this before it's over. Not wise, guys...