Whoopi Goldberg's Lips

There's a few others on this board that seem to have fallen silent since the latest round of scandals. I wonder why??

C'mon hoops...baseball's chess, basketball's checkers...

Psshh... I take VY 10 times out of 9. He was unstoppable in college. Just ask Mack...

Lulz @ the dirt burglars complaining about someone else cheating. That's like a meth-riddled stripper calling someone else a whore. Oh and oU sucks...

BREAKING NEWS: Roschon Johnson is now considering growing to 6'6" and 235 lbs. He'll be more like one QB named Vincent Young.

Here's hoping he's more like Ward and less like Heard!!

I'm hearing he's a Greg Ward, Jr....Jr??? I haven't seen him play, but he looks to have good height as a Soph. PJ's 5'10"-5'11" and he's a good couple inches taller than him already. Looks like his throwing mechanics needs some work though...pretty long delivery from what I've seen. But man, talk about Lightning in a Bottle!! I haz the excite!

His liver certainly isn't on par with trill....

This coming from the guy whose farts smell like KY His & His...

^ DO NOT, I repeat...DO NOT overlook Bethune-Cookman! That might be your only loss!!

Someone has exposed Ed Orgeron's recruiting master plan: "Ed like to make a big ol' pot of Possum gumbo for hiz recroots. But hiz recroots don't like Possum, so that mean mo' gumbo for ol' Ed".

We just sold a Sea Ray to Alan Ashby. He still seems pretty butt hurt over getting the axe at the end of the season. I kinda felt sorry for the guy. A little bit. But not really.

Now THAT'S a good bull!

Don't worry...what's the worst that can happen?

Can we haz a 2017 aggy thread now?

Don't be such a pessimist, Mack. I have full confidence that you guys will make a run all the way to the cockroaches again.

Yeah, but he brought Mama along, not Dad... /advantage aggy

It was typical post visit hoopla. Chaisson is ours to lose.

You're thinking of Cumbie...but the point remains. If given the opportunity, would you have taken that job last year knowing Charlie's seat was that red-hot? I know I wouldn't have...Giblets did an admirable job, and look where that got him. On the soup line with everybody else.

Here you go: [Hidden Content] Although, NSD is 2/1/17, so these guys probably haven't signed their NLI yet.

I missed the farewell, although I hear he brought out the Nobel Peace Prize along with some of his own medals. Wish I could've seen it...

^Yep.

Kendall Sheffield just committed to tOSU...friggin Meyer is killing Texas this year.