Whoopi Goldberg's Lips

Really though, aggy is all like "Stupid sips can't please a steer, what are they thinking?" Amirite mack?

Wow! What did I ever do to you to deserve that? I'm not the milk man in your neighborhood...

#devotedtoacause lulz

That's a good problem to have though. I would satisfy Bevo orally for a winning record right about now.

Peacocks are $EC ready though...so what's your point?

You saw where pig's DC it's going to minnie with Fleck? Wonder if that will help us with Calloway? That would be a nice pick up.

Prepare yourself for a bunch of 10-2 type seasons while losing the big games because Richt is gonna Richt.

I agree, ACC looked like the strongest conference this year top to bottom. Very impressive what you guys are doing over there...

And that surprises you why? They're even more unbearable than aggy when they lose.

That's a lot of home cookin' for the B1G after how they fared in the bowl games.

C'mon man, we're better than that. They beat us fair and square, just like clempsom did last night to them. Now let's sit back and see if Saban loses his GD mind like Mack did in '09.

Yeah I thought I smelled bamer excuses and not aggy excuses...

Can't tell if this is sarcasm or if you're actually defending them?

$EC network is gonna be glorious today. I've got it on DVR for the tears

Bamer didn't lose, they just ran out of Freshwater! Ha! I'm gonna have some fun with some pig fans today at the boat show. They were all chanting $EC $EC $EC last night. They're gonna get themselves a good little dose today!

If Clemson's DL plays like they did last week, I can see them beating the bamers too.

Speaking of which:

Here's a nice little pickup straight from aggyville. And by aggyville, I mean the only place in the world where an ice cream factory owned and operated by a bunch of aggy would risk giving the US population Listeria...twice!

ISWYDT...

1,1,1,1,1...wood!

I watched it. He's very well spoken, especially for a white guy. He had the media creaming their drawers the whole time.

I would love to go to the Coliseum to see UT vs. USC, but alas, I'm a poor:

Don't know him, but name sounds disgusting (nutria). I don't see anyone making proclamations like this now. We're just aspiring for 8-5 seasons, my friend lol...

Yep. I haz the excite about our offensive coaching staff, both X's and O's as well as recruiting. Herman's hired some stone-cold killers on the trail.

Chip Brown: Sources: Stan Drayton will be RB coach Just confirmed with a source close to the situation Chicago Bears RB coach Stan Drayton, who served as RB coach at Ohio State while Tom Herman was OC in Columbus, will be RBs coach at Texas. Drayton, who coached Ezekiel Elliott at Ohio State under Urban Meyer (2012-14), is considered a top-level recruiter. Expect an announcement in the next 24 hours, I'm told.