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Perdon't...what a terrible job. Nobody wants that.

aggy farts are gonna smell like Vaseline after this one.

I'm not arguing that UT should be ranked... I'm arguing ole miss shouldn't be. Or AU or LSU. That's 3 teams right there that are all also rans.

We would've been able to see that if only you had posted the AP poll instead of the coaches poll twice. Also, lulz at ole miss in the poll with the same record as Texas. So, media bias indeed!!

So this tells me that after enacting ACA, all it really did was artificially inflate healthcare costs. The insurers don't want to play ball now because it's not as profitable for them, the poors that qualify for Obamacare are getting dropped like a hot mic, and the middle class is once again left holding the bag. Nice work, morons.

Ugh... Purple wizard at home scares you to death. /FUPM

Yeah, they're really bad. That's what gives me some hope for the rest of the season... They've given some other teams scares so far.

Wisky driving on tOSU... Ends in a punt, looks like ot coming

I thought K Boyd had the best game. Dropped a tasty pick though.

Quit acting like a t sip /Phatmack

I resemble that remark! Lulz D looked sharp tonight. You could see Charlie's fingerprints all over that defense. We had some really dumb offensive plays in the first half. I lost my mind when on 3rd & 20 from their 40, we try to get all 20. Throw a screen pass, get about 10 or 15, and kick the field goal. How often do you see a team give up 20 on 3rd and long... Well other than us?

FF to the second half. First half is full of birth control moments.

You should've said something earlier. I live 10 minutes down the road. You can always pick it up here! For future reference, yada yada yada...

ISU offense is bad... and they scored 40+ on Baylor! Hopefully, this gives us some confidence and we make a run.

I heard it was Holton Hill... That entire secondary and the coach needs their butts kicked and our rb's are just the guys that can!

So you're telling me I should open a kiosk in central mall selling Trump gear?

Just came across one of George Carlin's lines and thought about this thread: " Think of how dumb the average person is. Now realize that 50% of the people are dumber than that. We should not be encouraging everybody to vote out of some sort of sense of civic duty."

I'm sure they'll cast Erik Estrada as the victim.

It's not only the leaders that we have to worry about. Think about all the officers the field that have to make decisions under duress... We've been lucky through the years. Frankly, I'd rather not continue testing our luck.

Russian State TV telling people to prepare their anuses. Do you know where your closest fallout shelter is? [Hidden Content]

PM new tobie, he's got all the answers.

MY GOODNESS!! I better stop politicking against Clinton on this board...I might wake up dead one morning.

If found guilty, she needs the draw and quarter punishment.

Hey Hoops, are you a defense attorney? This fine lady needs representation: [Hidden Content]