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The Ryan's in Greenville looks like aggy Valhalla right now...

He's probably on that stretch of I-65 between Mobile and Montgomery...aka 160 miles of nothing.

There's not a waffle house in Auburn, Mack. You have to drive on in to Opelika... Just a heads up.

Looks like a club to hit a bear over the head with...

There's sure to be some "Barn Stories" told in this one...

I've been to Jordan-Hare several times when I lived in the Gump. Very pretty campus and God bless the summer dresses if the weather permits. Get ready for a sea of orange and a very loud atmosphere. Oh... And weagle weagle WAR DAMN EAGLE!!

I thought he played, but UTEP didn't throw the ball his way?? At any rate, Evans and Hill should starts! Bring Davis and Boyd in for relief. Davis cost us 2 TD's against ND that were super preventable so he needs to get his head all the way out of his arse, not just half way.

Our oline will be ready and rested, D. Foreman and Swoopes will have a field day. This one won't be close... I'm thinking a 20+ point win for the horns this week. I just hope our secondary comes to play (I'm looking at you, D. Davis).

Same reason them dern sips are...

Karma's a bitch, you incestual pieces of dung! Ha Ha Ha!!!! This makes me very happy!!

That's pretty cool. Big ups aggy

The Blue Bell aggy were all up in arms last night cuz Wilson and Walker Little were both wearing burnt orange gloves for Episcopal. It's funniest of all when the recruits start trolling aggy, too. I'm afraid everyone has missed their chance for glory and they've let Charlie get the train rolling. Choo choo mofos! #LetsRide

Well then, by all means...GO CARDS!!

Lamar at Houston LULZ! Not sure if serious...

He obviously had a great line to squirt through.

Dude...I feel like I'm in Groundhogs Day...again! Bulldog posted this a month of Sundays ago. But this just proves that God loves his Texas Longhorns!!

The butthurt is strong with this one. I think the consensus here is that we all agree it was unwarranted...sip or not! But c'mon, Cal is looking at a whip assin' deluxe next Sat!

Nope...gotta take the ball and chain out to Rudy & Paco's on the Island Sat night. Got the DVR set for LHN and this one though. Plus, I gotta get my toenails did!

Uh oh...pig vs cockroaches primetime ESPN Sat night. Should be a good one!

Because anything past #3 is just an afterthought...DUH!!

From what I saw the other night, this guy needs to be used like Greg Ward @ UH. He has some super quick feet, probably the quickest I've seen a kville QB have since the 80's. OTOH, he made some REALLY ill-advised throws, which would've cost us against a more disciplined D. He's got a long way to go as far a reading a defense, and he ain't got a lot of time to get there. On another note, I see we brought back Craig Jones as an assistant corch... He was my jr high football corch in the 90's and my baseball coach as a freshman. He's the best corch I ever had and I'm really excited to have him back leading our group of men into battle. We're going to win!!

Looks like we're going to see a heavy dose of running by UTEP: MinerRush ‏@sbnminerrush 15m15 minutes ago Sean Kugler announces on his radio show that Zack Greenlee will probably miss two weeks.

This wins the interwebs today!

But do they all have the same last name?