Whoopi Goldberg's Lips

I miss Michael Jackson but he ain't coming back.

This is not gonna be pretty...aggy gonna destroy HBCU aggy.

The point is that he doesn't HAVE to win 10 games to be safe this year. That's ridiculous and those two turds are usually the ones that spew ignorant nonsense...they need to call OOPS STEAM CLEANING cuz they'll clear up all that ignance!

I hear you... My point though was those two are the only ones ignorant enough to make a statement like that in Houston.

I do remember something about a camera man getting smoked by Swoopes. That was nice...

Jesus... Here we go quoting Fred and AJ from ESPN radio. If you want insightful radio, at least turn it to 790am and listen to Charlie for your drive home. Those other two are more interested in talking about MMA or sticking their fingers up each others buttholes. This is ridiculous.

Too bad ND didn't have their officials in the booth...womp womp.

Damn... Even the people wizards are getting in on the action! Lulz

I got an eerie suspicion that if they make the playoff, he stays for the long haul. Then we'll be stuck playing him in conference every year AND recruiting against him. That ain't gonna be fun for nobody except him!

Dang...Tillman opening up the checkbook huh??

Well then you owe me 36 years of disability checks then! It all makes sense now...I'm the spawn of a hillbilly mother f____!!!

Yeah, you taught me something alright. Bring your mom and sister back over here and I'll show you what you taught me.

He's legit...although getting 250 against NMSU and UT are two different animals. He'll be playing on Sundays though. He gud (For you to comprehend, Garrity).

Umm...they had 3 starters from the Oline alone there Mack. Not to mention Kizer and the back...but they are ND so they perpetually get more love than they should. All said, yes, we should both be in the range above. Exciting times for TX college fb right now.

That might be a valid argument if we were playing them this week. However, I'm more worried about UTEP's RB than I am anything Cal can throw at us. Webb is gonna get hurt on the 17th.

You don't lern to gud, do ya their Buddy?? Did you see what we just did to ND and then watched the Cal v. Hawaii game? We gonna curb stomp the real hippies. I wouldn't be surprised to see us bust 70 on that defense.

Damn...I'm one of the biggest sips you'll ever meet and I even call horse$hit on that one. We need to be about 20 with aggy for now. Need more sample size before we get anointed.

Week 2 Coaches poll hot off the presses: [Hidden Content]

So you're saying because Swooped and Trill shared the award, that it wasn't an award? Unfortunately, they don't make an emoji with only one tooth in its head cuz that would fit you perfectly.

If you would read, it plainly states that Hill and Swooped were Co-OPW. But nobody here ever accused you of being some literary scholar...

TEXAS SWEEPS BIG 12 WEEKLY AWARDS: IRVING, Texas – Three Texas Longhorns are among the award winners for the opening week of the 2016 Big 12 football season. QB Tyrone Swoopes was named Big 12 Co-Offensive Player of the Week, DT Chris Nelson was named Big 12 Defensive Player of the Week and QB Shane Buechele was named Big 12 Newcomer of the Week. Co-Offensive Player of the Week QB Tyrone Swoopes, Sr. Whitewright, Texas (Whitewright) •Quarterback Tyrone Swoopes rushed 13 times for 53 yards and three touchdowns on Sunday night in a 50-47 2OT victory against No. 10 Notre Dame. •His third touchdown, the game-winner in double-overtime, clinched Texas' first win over a Top-10 opponent at home since 2008 and their first such win in a season-opener since 1980. •Swoopes' first touchdown of the night came from one yard out, as he rushed over right end and plowed into the end zone to give the Longhorns a 21-14 halftime lead. •Swoopes then impressed in the overtime sessions, scoring both of Texas' touchdowns. In the first overtime, he rushed in from three yards out to give UT a 44-37 lead. •In the second OT, after Texas had fallen behind 47-44, Swoopes found the end zone from six yards out to give UT the win. •With his 53 yards rushing, Swoopes is now seventh among QBs in school history with 845 yards rushing. His three touchdowns move him into a tie for third among QBs with 20. Defensive Player of the Week DT Chris Nelson, So. Lakeland, Fla. (Victory Christian) •Sophomore defensive tackle Chris Nelson started the first game of his career on Sunday night against No. 10 Notre Dame at defensive tackle. •Nelson led the Longhorns to a thrilling double-overtime win with a team-high eight tackles and 1.5 tackles for loss. •Both marks – the eight tackles and 1.5 tackles for loss – were a career-high. Nelson's previous career-high was three tackles and one tackle for loss in a game. Newcomer of the Week QB Shane Buechele, Fr. Arlington, Texas (Lamar) •True freshman quarterback Shane Buechele got the starting nod for the Longhorns in Sunday night's victory over No. 10 Notre Dame. •He became just the second true freshman all-time to start the season opener at quarterback for Texas and the first since Bobby Layne in 1944. •Buechele finished the night responsible for three touchdowns – two through the air and one on the ground. •In total he finished the night 16-of-26 through the air and had 313 yards of total offense. His 280 passing yards and 313 total yards were both records for a true freshman QB at Texas. •His 72-yard touchdown pass in the third quarter was tied for the fourth-longest by a freshman in school history.

Yeah, we made some stupid mistakes that cost us. That game shouldn't have make it to OT, but we persevered and came out victorious. OTOH, if you watched that game and can't see the difference from last year, I don't know what to tell you. Our front 6 or 7, depending on what we're running, held their own vs one of the best olines in the country. Charlie and Vance will have that secondary cleaned up by the time conference rolls around. There's too much talent there to be making those kinds of mistakes. And it won't hurt is that Haines got a David Ash special... Time for B Jones to step up and take what's his. I still can't believe Malik walked that RB down like he did on the second play of the game. That's some juice right there!!

Hook em TG! Me thinks we're fixing to see the early enrollees avalanche. Dobbins, Browning, Hines, Chaisson... come on down, don't be bashful!!

Ok, I'll play.

The battle of Washington County. And no, I'm not talking about Brenham vs. Hempstead.