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A regular Ms. Cleo are ya!?

Oh I don't doubt that. That was a great, hard fought win for pig on Sat. I'm sure that loss will catapult LA tech right into the CFP conversation. To hold pig like that, it's obvious they have a $EC caliber defense.

Jesus garrity...I wouldn't plan on starting any online betting sites if I were you. Your picks look like aggy with sandenvaginitis.

Them Texum Bulldog T-shirt fans sure know how to be quite when they need to be...oh wait...

Hey... It can turn grey as long as it don't turn loose. And I'm so hungover yet I feel so good!

LHN=replay of that camera guy that was Swooped

Long live BEVO XV!!! This one's for you little fella!!! As far as the game goes, we played scary good at times. But it's obvious we're gonna have some more stupid mistakes cost us again this year. I'm more thinking 9-3 at this point! Great team win guys! Hook em!

Brandon Jones to starts!?

Nice first half boys! Malik Jefferson is some sort of LB wizard...a LB who can walk a RB down in the open field! Now go keep the momentum and win this thing!

It's game day bitches...#LETS RIDE!!! GARRISON BROS Texas whiskey ready just in case...

That's at TDECU stadium on a Thurs nite... I'm gonna have to make that one. It's gonna be a slobber knocker.

He's an effing baby. He's gonna be awesome and you two are gonna go back to filling jizz jars.

I know one team that's not overrated... Them 3rd ward boys are on point.

Hook em!

I wasn't aware USA today hired aggy statisticians. That's definitely some aggy maths there.

$unbelt $unbelt $unbelt!!!

After seeing them, I think TCU is the leader in the clubhouse

Oh.. And mmmhhmm... Jenny's Fried chicken!!!

Easy there tiger. MSU undergrad '02 here, and we used to butt rape everyone in the SLC when I was there. We won conference 3 out of 4 years

That would be the worst possible scenario for aggy, ou, and the rest of the gang. And he's not aggy enough accept the aggy job. Plus aggy still won't be able to afford cut Rumlin loose and hire a new corch. They're proper screwed.

That's what his girlfriend said...

I wouldn't mind seeing Oliver push some dirt burglars turds in. That would be an awesome way to start opening weekend.

The purple wizard is a wizard.

The only one you got right is Dallas. And you should be banned for even mentioning Sam. Do you even McNeese bro? We were what SHSU is now before it was cool.

Ty needs a nip off my bottle of Jack...Jack! It'll cure that headache he's gonna have tomorrow. He got his bell rung pretty good there in the 2nd qtr. From what I saw, our dline will be suspect when we get in front of another big o line like tonight. OF really got a lot of push up front in the first half. I guess they got tired of chasing Jackson and ty around on the other end. But they didn't get the same push in the second half.