Whoopi Goldberg's Lips

Your boy tatered another one tonight. Since starting 2-38, he's batting .317 with 5 homers. Him, Yuli, and Teoscar have transformed our lineup in less than a week.

Hey if they beat us 14-0 every quarter, there's about a 97% chance that we lose.

From the looks of this eagle's biceps, me thinks Newton got on the Art Briles "Stephenville" plan?? Maybe a urinalysis or two is in order for this evening. Or maybe he's just been hanging out in the pulpwood yards like the rest of the team.

Where would one acquire a pair of shorts with the Holy M logo affixed like the ones Foreman is rocking above? Asking for a friend...

By a freak shanked extra point? God, let's hope it's not that close. Cal losing to the Rainbow Warriors or barely beating them will certainly do no favors for UT's SOS.

Well, Marwin is still playing some 1B due to Reed being garbage and Teoscar coming in and raking. Bregman just made our defensive infield one of the best in baseball though. He takes a lot of pressure off Correa as he gets to balls in the hole that Luis and Margo just weren't capable of. If Reed would quit striking out and just put the ball in play more, we're going to see this thing snowball into an empire in the next couple years. I don't think we've got enough juice to make the playoffs this year though.

No craps given...I'd root for aggy over ou.

I'm eyeing that Coog High v. dirt burglar game. Upset special??

I haz the confuse. Is he an Art Briles deciple? If so, he'll fit right in with this group of degenerates.

Looks like about half the players in Western FL are off the coast about 40-50 miles. Me thinks it's the Cubanos?

For effect! They got the hint!! Don't you worry, you're the smartest lookin feller on this board by a long shot! But don't tell them I said that...

HA HA I laugh at you two. If you two believe that Strong is going to let his players dictate who plays, well then, you're dumber than AAW looks.

You won't have to worry about getting your's shined...

I'm getting a strong whiff of a Super Nitro Jenny's Fried chicken bet. You and me... Loser shine the winner's shoes while the winner eats his free lunch, paid for by fat Mack.

The same damn rapists that got beat by ummm...oh I don't know... The University of By God Texas??? Yeah that's what I thought... Go get your shine box... You're gonna need it this year.

Let's be honest here, you stopped reading cuz your just not that good at it.

I'm interested to see what Kelly does. I know at least 4 of those five would be gone if the roles were reversed. And that's why I love our corch. We're going to win the RIGHT way... Not like Saban, Rumlin, or bitch tits Belemia.

Ummm... I'll just leave this here: [Hidden Content]

Not with that attitude, they wouldn't!

Yeah...like a hotdog down a hallway.

If it were Taylor Hamm's blog, we'd be screwed.

Who else on our schedule has a better secondary than us?? Hall and Haines won't get much play this year once the ball starts rolling. Elliot, Jones mixed in with Locke, Boyd, D. Davis, and Hill are as tough as it gets in CFB. So again, you end up looking like this guy:

At least he knows and is preparing for one of them to leave on a stretcher.

That's the most impressive thing Charlie's done to date, imo. 28 out of 28 in the class is just about unheard of these days.