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Whoopi Goldberg's Lips

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  1. JFC dude...a bunch of hot co-eds are publicizing that they're bringing their toys to school and you are criticizing that? You don't see the opportunity there? If I was 15 years younger, I'd roll myself up in peanut butter and let em make a jelly sandwich out of me.
  2. The Ozarks are nice...especially if you're a dude that likes to dig in other dudes guts.
  3. Now c'mon, that's just silly talk. Helen Keller can see this team is going in dry on some fools this year.
  4. I've eaten chicken all over the southern US and it's right up there with Frenchy's on S post oak in Houston as the best I've ever had. Only you won't get a jail house shive to the ribs at Jenny's... At least until Newton game day.
  5. So you're just plugging Jenny's for some free yard bird? I ain't mad at ya
  6. Yeah, the last time I checked, the owner of Jenny's only has one daughter and one son. So yes, I played baseball with his son. I might act like a bull dyke on here, but looks can be deceiving.
  7. I played baseball with his son.
  8. State Fair of Texas announces semi-finalists in fried food contest The State Fair of Texas has announced the semi-finalists for its annual fried food contest. The 55 entries in the fried food contest have been whittled down to 34 semi-finalists. From here, judges – imagine that thankless job – will decide on eight finalists. The winners of this fattening and prestigious prize will be announced Aug. 28 at the 12th Annual Big Tex Choice Awards. The full list of semi-finalists: Bacon Wrapped Churros Down Home Chicken Pot Pie Pocket (with mac 'n cheese dip) Bacon Wrapped Pork Belly on a Stick Barn Yard Burger Fried Jell-O Buffalo Chicken Jalapeno Poppers Fried Prime Rib Quesadill"O" Caribbean Pineapple Korn-a-Copia Funnel Cake Sundae Crunchy Fried Oinkers Holy Guacamole Balls Dallas' Fried Bacontilla Injectable Great Balls of BBQ Deep Fried Bacon Burger Dog Sliders on a Stick Loaded Bacon Mashed Potato Egg Roll Deep Fried Bacon Wrapped Tater' Dog Lollipop Fried Bacon Wrapped Quail Breast on a Stick Deep Fried Cannoli Bites Pina-A lot-Ta Deep Fried Cheeseburger Stuffed Onion Rings Seductive Fried Sea Salt Caramel Wrap Deep Fried Chicken Basket Shrimp Fritters Deep Fried Hawaiian Hoops Deep Fried Nachos State Fair Cookie Fries Deep Fried Pulled Pork "Funyun" Dings State Fair Edible Colas Texas Fried Buffalo Quail Dorito Bacon Fried Cheese Stick Texas Fried Pinatacolupa
  9. I'll have to have a "talk" with your friends!! I got a good idea of the main culprit.
  10. One man's trash is another man's treasure I suppose...
  11. That's like me telling you to stop being a fair weather fan...not gonna happen. I mean...how exactly did you become a Kirbyville fan??
  12. Whoever is taping their ankles needs to be fired.
  13. You think the drinking games at The Grove trump the wimminz romancing each other on 6th St? You serious Clark?
  14. Nope...Buechele lost to Hager in Ping Pong, so the starting role defaults to Swooped. We're DOOMED!
  15. This is the world we live in now. Bamer has, or had, 15 Five Star recruits on their roster. 15!!! Not all of them are going to play right away. So they get it in their heads that they're the best thing since sliced bread and then reality hits when they get to campus and they aren't the best on their team anymore. And so the transfer carousel continues...
  16. Oh you know he can beat a girl's arse and get away with it there. A better fit than bloU imo.
  17. Hagar's response: This means a lot to me. Brought the lulz
  18. Here's some pure gold from our beloved midget: [Hidden Content]
  19. This is one great read. [Hidden Content]
  20. Better to lose them now than to lose them to methanol poisoning...
  21. Them boys need to lay off the corn likkor.
  22. He takes horrible angles too. He's just an interception magnet.
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