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If only vacarro and Davis would take the right angles, they'd be ok

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Dang, Texas State is bigger than most of these schools.

Caleb Blueitt is another example of selflessness and it's proving to work pretty well for him. That's a large mf'er for a safety or nickel to be trying to tackle. But Swooped is still our second best QB so he needs to stay put. And Lorenzo Joe is by far our best blocking receiver. He fits what we're trying to do perfectly. He's gonna be missed. Heard seems to be fitting the bill so far. Excited to see what wrinkles Sterlin has installed for him this year.

The message boards already know it's gonna be Buechele. ND knows that as well. And he brings a set of wares to the table that Swooped doesn't, and that's not debatable. Shane if a smart system type QB that fits his role. Swooped is a big pain to tackle. That's about it. Doesn't change the fact, the fans would crucify him for tipping his hand, so why give them that excuse? Just take it out of the equation.

Dude, your aggy is shining thru in this statement. How in the world would letting them know early benefit Texas? Why tip your hand? Gives ND more to have to consider in preparing for us.

Uh oh... From Bobby Burton: We can confirm that Texas starting true freshman center Zach Shackelford went down with an injury at Friday's practice. However, as of this morning, we are not certain of the severity of the injury.

He's gonna be forced into liking to beat sheep. Oh no, not the goats too!

So let me get this straight... McNeal was deemed not $EC ready when he chose UT, but now that he's a woman beater, he IS $EC ready? Is that ye ole aggy logic? Good luck to the young man, hopefully he doesn't have any more issues going forward.

Put em both in a car with a live cougar and lock the doors... Then we have a game.

Nope, i said 8-4 earlier in the thread. But you never know what the monkey ate till he sh*ts.

We're talking about UT here Mack, not aggys. Sorry guys, I haz the excite and you can't mess my burnt orange kool aid buzz up. At least till ND has a chance to...

He'll fit right in with Joe Money Mixon. I half expect DeAndre McNeal to end up there as well with all the other woman beaters.

So let me hit you with that for a second: QB Boo Shell RB Smash Bros WR Burt, C Johnson Slot Devin, A. Foreman, or Heard SHOW ME A LOSS!!!

Obviously not $EC ready, but was he even All-District?

Thanks, Nostradamus. We couldn't have gone without your insight and analysis.

Not sure if serious...

That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off.

Jesus, I came here to read about Texas football only to find this thread has been Garrity'd.

Eric Nahlin suggested that Merrick looked much better, 180° from last year. He seems to think he'll get some PT should Shane go down.

One of their fifty wr. How the hell are they gonna field a team this year? WR at every position group I suppose.

What are you two... Too stupid to use Google? Garrity knows our past recruits all too well. In fact, he broke that record a long time ago. I'm gonna LOVE revisiting this board at the end of this season. You two are digging your own graves and can't see the forest for the trees.

How does it feel to get absolutely embarrassed the past two recruiting cycles by a midget that has to use a step stool to climb into bed? If your mother had seen this, she'd have died of shame.

I find it comical that aggy, the sips, and pig are all in the "Also received votes", right beside each other. Well played, coaches. Well played.

He gone. Charlie had him pack his sh*t and get out from what I've heard. I bet he'll be ready for Briles next year at Auburn though.