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Because he was a true freshman 4* recruit, that comes with a certain level of hype, especially with his measurables. The joke which you missed was that he was kicked off for hitting his girlfriend. Hence, the comment about stone hands.

He wasn't expected to catch a pass, he's got hands of stone according to his girlfriend.

Well this sucks... Anwar Richardson ‏@AnwarRichardson 4m4 minutes ago Source have told me that Texas sophomore WR DeAndre McNeal has been suspended indefinitely for violating team rules

That's your lucky number.

Can't blame him cuz the ASU wimmenz.

"There should be no more excuses in Aggieland". That's cute.

Haven't you heard... It's them dern sips fault. They made that power point and put a liberal voodoo hex on the Marine to make him present it in a very masogonistic way. Heck, I bet they all gonna vote for Bernie too.

C'mon folks! You gotta admit most of this is pretty funny when you're BAC is three times the legal limit.

Did the Marine learn this trick from the Navy?

I'll just put this here:

I think he's a keeper! I keep thinking about how close he was to becoming a legend with that warning track fly out w the bases loaded. And he's pretty slick with the glove as well. I say keep him at 3B and let Marwin platoon in left with Colby.

I can definitely fap to a 10-2 or 9-3 record, but realistically we're still a year away from taking folks souls. I say we go 8-4 this year.

But .. But...I thought the Domers had the best OL in the nation?

So good that you're resorting to celebrating preferred walk-ons?? Really? Lulz

Your jib is cut correctly.

#BREAKING Webster Dictionary has updated its picture beside the name "BUBBA".

Hopefully he loses all of it. He's a wizard or something.

Looks about like Tceh did against Arky last year as well. Over 300 yds passing and almost 200 yds rushing against that vaunted pig D. OHHHH...how scary that Arky defense is!

No thanks, I was in the Ozarks two summers ago and the ouachitas last month. Let's just say, from the looks of the natives, stage 4 Periodontitis is a desired trait. Or UA doesn't offer dental school. I'll take a pass.

Sure it will. Either ND wins by 21 or they don't. It's not that hard. You were the hillbilly that said the Irish by 20+. And I retorted with a wager for your stupid comment. Please don't start acting like aggys are we now. But I guess that's in your genes considering your educational choices. You're more akin to aggy than even you thought.

I'll take some of that action... The under and you stop posting on this board. The over and I'll take a hike.

"The secondary is loaded with speed, but the talent is iffy." I'll have to keep that quote handy... First time that group has been accused of that.

Doubt it's the better decision, but it's a decision nonetheless.

Just a measuring stick Mack. I don't care about our projections when we suck. Do you care that aggy is projected 5th in the $EC west? People tend not to dwell on the negatives... Even when their team is the suck.

4 times actually... But who's counting? And why don't you go back to playing 4th chair meat whistle in the matching band!?