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We both know that ain't happening.

You mean the team that's projected to finish with the same record as your all mighty pig? You should be embarrassed if so... But you won't be cuz you aren't smart enough to see the irony. But you sure can squeal!

Yep... Their hypocrisy is breath taking. And the majority thinks he'll be coaching next year! Lulz

OT is back! Welcome back, you ole sand aggy!

Once again, Garritty stirring the pot like his donut-nippled coach loves to do. Tennison opened back up because he doesn't think we'll use the TE as a pass catcher and he'll be used as a battering ram. If Blueitt shows out this year, i have a good feeling about him once Jan rolls around. if he goes to bama, he's not that smart after all considering their depth chart. Newsome was simply over recruited, and he played last year. So he's got plenty responsibility for our record last year, he needs to quit the Asian chicks and catch the damn ball. But he won't as UCLA looks to be his landing spot, and omg their Asian wimmenz game is STRONG!!

You just took over for fat Mack as the dumbest poster on this board. Funny how you think an also ran pig is gonna make the CFP and them stupid sips won't even make a bowl! You guys will be 8-5 or 9-4 again and belemia's nipples will grow another 4-5 inches in diameter, that's the only certainties for this year.

So again, why you think Arkie will be there? You just rattled off all the reasons they won't be.

Bulldog, you would break your spit trying to roast that big ol sow. There's been lots of piglets nursing on them teats.

Looks like AWWW DUDE will become the next in line to shoulder the weight of being the best mascot in college sports. Here's to him being as successful as Bevo XIV! Hook em [Hidden Content] [Hidden Content]

Me thinks Matt Jones and Darren McFadden will be his first two customers.

EWW!! You are a-g-g-y!!!

Let me ask you a serious question. Should bestially be legalized in by God Texum?

Is Buddy Garrity and old timer one in the same? Cuz you sound aggy.

You sure talk a lot about that one game two years ago.. Considering you were 8-5 last year. That'll win the $EC west every year! Oh wait...

Locke is our nickel, what you talkin bout pig?!

Yeah that's the plan. That's not the line or QB we trotted out vs piggie in 2014 though.

Not with Swooped and that line.

Like Robinson, this will get swept under the rug. Cuz he's a fightin Texum Bulldog now.

Dumb enough to win a MNC...I don't get the Lester hate. He's done pretty damn good for himself at both stops. What's Mr. Moobs done on that scale besides crap the bed vs TCU?

The kid missed two meetings with Strong over the weekend. What else could have been done? He simply didn't want to be here. So the show goes on... And he's gonna get drove the next few years in the cotton bowl!

Almost 1700 posts and 81 likes... That should tell you what people think of your opinions.

Kansas can't...

When Rumlin gets canned, he'll go back to being an assistant for the rest of his days. He's a terrible coach and a worse recruiter. Nobody wants a drunk at the helm.

Color me surprised...a dirt burglar in trouble with the law.

Damn! He wears a bigger bra than his wife, too. Just look at them big ol' pepperoni nipples...my wife's breast feeding right now and he's even got her beat!