Whoopi Goldberg's Lips

The way Charlie has been recruiting, I'm not even looking at recruiting numbers till January. He's proven me wrong two years in a row now.

Oregon's in a dog fight right now... 58-54 St. Joe's with 4:42 left.

I've never seen anything like that either. That was a good team that y'all just beat. Well coached... Did not see that coming.

Touché! Nice win, gomer.

Now put em away.

Guys... Step on their throats in this OT. You're playing with fire...

Holy crap! That was awesome! EFF NIU...GO AGGY! Dang, I feel dirty saying that.

Dammit aggy...I had y'all moving on.

So let me guess, when y'all get knocked out by UNI, it won't be that they beat y'all. It'll just be that y'all ran out of time, amirite?

Welp... That was fun while it lasted.

Dang, I bet you guys can't shut Randy up now, can you?? Nice job, Chet!!!

So no mellinials at the spring game? Is that his goal?

And both 11 seeds won, which scares Mack Brown to death.

Don't worry, you'll still probably beat me.

Colorado's big, #40, looks like he's older than me. They picked him up off the geriatrics crew??

I bet that went over like a fart in church in collieville.

OK, Whoopi in like Flynn. I should've let the wife fill mine out though since she usually wipes the floor with me and my ass and then whoops me again for leaving the waxy, yellow buildup.

Bulldog, your password isn't working???

Bulldog... How dare you speak ill of the one true living football star they have to hang their hats on! How could you?? (By the way, he's doing a fine job of hanging himself.) Freakin spoiled brat gets released from the only team interested in him and what does he do? He Goes to Hollywood to party. Only a aggy...

Obligatory "Geaux Pokes!!" make y'all feel any better?

The $EC is getting wary of them now that they're going after there own network... Wait for it... Ewetube.

Those two #1 seeds are not $EC good.

How in the world is aggy only 7th?

I think y'all need to give the guy a look in the new offense before writing him off. There's a reason only a handful of college teams run the WCO... It's just too complicated for most college athletes to process that much info in such a short time period. Swooped may end up being Gorrapallo redeaux before the end of the season. But he might also Swooped it up, who knows!

If he's even in the same stratosphere as the other Johnson, we're about to be cookin with Crisco. Him, Burt, with Foreman/Newsome in the slot... That's gonna be tough to deal with when you've got twin 240+ lb running backs pounding away. Warren's reportedly up to 255 lbs.