Whoopi Goldberg's Lips

Not sure if sarcastic...

Well isn't this a treat... You aggys can't even understand each others points. What are the rest of us supposed to do??

There's also an adjusted stats version that paints a more accurate picture. Pretty interesting and makes much more sense to me than just lumping everything together. Of course, it doesn't fit the narrative of Rumlin's recruiting game. Speaking of whom, apparently Rumlin has transferred...to ANOTHER bar.

Another nugget in about 30 mins. Texas Longhorns ‏@HornsDigest Some HUGE news for #Longhorns fans. We'll have Charlie Strong on our Scout #NSDLive show at 4:50 p.m. CT. [Hidden Content]

Yep, we're gonna catch hell trying to keep him around if we have a good year.

Charlie Strong Presser on LHN...biggest takeaway was that he doesn't panic and he doesn't negative recruit other schools. (Insert the "That's BS...he negative recruits them Fightin' Texum Bulldogs!")

From what I'm hearing, Heard better get his act together fast. Locksley and Buechele are already turning heads. I'm thinking 9-3 looks about like our ceiling this year, but that's why we play the games.

Ladies and Gents...(and even fatMack)...your 2016 Texas Longhorn class!

Jordan Elliott... BOOM!!!

Aren't you a LSU fan? I'll be sure to say hi to Fowler and Christmas-Giles for you!! Get out of OUR STATE!!!

This coming from the guy that rode UT for the past month abouth their rankings in the 30's and 40's??? NO WAYYY!!!

This LB corps is gonna be LIT!!!

Shark McCollough up next...

DJAX to FSU. Good luck young man, hope it works out for you. He kinda reminded me of Cecil Cherry anyway.

Wonder which booster paid for that?

Chris Brown!!! That bumps us up to #10!!

Not $EC good, bro! GOD, this day is like...the best day, well since 1/4/06!!!

The Fowler commitment just put us at #11 247 Composite, with more to come! Where's the haters at now???

Rumlin's not having a very good morning...

He announced on periscope about 5 minutes ago!!

Fowler in!!!

Erick Fowler up next...Boy if we land him I won't be able to type!

Jones was my number 1 guy that we couldn't strike out on. Hey ESPN, have we cracked your precious top 50 yet?

YES!!! SUCK IT AGGY!!! HUGE!!!!

So catching up, aggyarewe was correct, Hudson signs with Baylor. We get Marcel Southall and Chris Daniels so far! Welcome young men and good luck to Hudson.