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So UGA, ou, and tOSU all lose and Michigan is right back in the mix over UCF. They just did that because Milton is out. Ray Charles can see that.

You might want to check your compression because that head gasket is blown!

That's got disaster written all over it, referencing the above post concerning co eds. Insert "can't rape the willing" comments in 3,2,1...

Folks I have crunched the numbers and have confirmed...ou still sucks

Happy Thanksgiving folks! I'm giving thanks to many things this year, including an improved UT club with many more winning seasons to come!

Ugh. Congrats on the win Sat from a McNeese alum. Hard pill to swallow considering my old man is a Lamar grad. He gave me some grief Sat night so I went to the Nugget with one of my college buddies and we drank a bottle of Tito's. Sunday morning was ugly.

Bull crap! Bo could suck a golf ball through a garden hose! Oh wait...

Wonder how he'll like the taste of field turf in Kansas vs the grass in death valley?

Also, John Kruk was Wade Boggs on Krispy Kreme and Budweiser.

Deion Sanders was a nice piece in Atlanta, no doubt. But he was no Bo Jackson on the baseball field. And the rest of that is speculation at best. I bet you thought Jordan and Tebow were going to the big leagues too, huh? Hell, the Big Hurt could've done the same but was smarter than Bo and left football after his years at the Barn. My point was that he was the last of the Mohicans in that regard even though Deion played both sports more recently. Due to the guaranteed contracts, there isn't a GM in either league that would allow a star player to get his brains beat out in football. Bo Jackson left no speculation for us to debate, he proved it at the highest level and was All Star level in both leagues.

Sounds like Kansas has found their new foosball corch. [Hidden Content]

I wouldn't. Those guys are both freaks on the hardwood, but c'mon Hoops. Mid-late 80's Bo is something we'll never see again with the MLB contacts being guaranteed. Dude was one of the top 3 RBs in the NFL and arguably the best CF in MLB... AT THE SAME TIME! The next time LeBron hits a 95mph fastball 450 ft, I'll eat my hat.

Hold the phone, we're #2 in recruiting, stupid sip. /aggy

Hands down the best athlete of our time.

Obligatory...

That's a severe insult to Bo Jackson. And the 3rd grade.

You might want to look up the term cuckholder, Jimbo's picture is beside the definition. But we wouldn't expect you to be self aware or anything...

You know how the political board is filled with liberal media this and that? Well this board is their counter to that.

Meh.. It happens everywhere, it just looks funnier at the tackle box.

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Good grief. To echo @TxHoops , any supporting evidence to go with that allegation, Mr. Smith? Didn't think so... Also, if sharing some good powder with one's wife off a stripper's chest is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

And suddenly, the kids that he was so concerned about in yesterday's rants would become an afterthought. From a legal stance, not much a court will do to protect her other than issue a protective order. She's gonna need to call the Wolf, Jules Winfield, and Vincent Vega.

Wouldn't be surprised one bit to read that he offed himself in the near future.

Pic of alleged stripper below. I don't care who you are, them's some good tittays! [Hidden Content]

By happy ending, I'm pretty sure he meant us winning out, watching WVA beat OU next week, setting up a rematch of WVA - UT in the CCG. Of course, we'd win that game and get ourselves a nice NY6 bowl game. aggy heads and jizz jars will explode all over TX.