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Three ladies, 2 young, & 1 older, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly, there was a beeping sound from 1 of the young women. She pressed her forearm & the beeping stopped. The other 2 looked at her questioningly. She said, That was my pager. I have a microchip inserted under the skin in my forearm. A few minutes later, a phone rang. The other young lady lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, that was my Mobil phone, I had a microchip inserted in my hand. The older lady felt very low tech, and out of touch, but she had to come up with some kind of plan to impress these young upstarts. Then she got an idea. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the restroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The 2 young ladies pointed & said, what is that. The old lady glanced around at the toilet paper and said, Well, will you look at that. I’m getting a fax.

About destroying what culture? You mean killing off whites like their doing in South Africa? Do all the other races really want white people gone? Btw, Hispanics most of which are predominantly spainish blood, have been consider white until just recently. Since the democrats have started dividing everyone, I guess they’re considered brown now. Ever notice how divisive the Democrats are? Use to be men & women - now it’s lgbtqrstuvwxyz. Was, white, black, oriental, and American Indian - now it’s, white, not so white, black, light black, brown, beige, red, pink, yellow, green, blue.

[Hidden Content] Next Generation, Generation Welfare. It’s all about control.

Make my day. I guess there isn’t much collusion going on now.

We can combine terminology from medical and construction - Front hole and backhoe. Or, For expediency, just call it pee & poo? Okay, on a more serious note, I’m a little overwhelmed with some words or phrases that have become common place. Often have a pretty good idea, but not quite sure, about the meaning. In this case, gender dysphoria. Now I use to have gender down pat. In my day, two, male and female (and the relatively rare cases of one being born with the sexual organs of both). So I looked up dysphoria - a state of unease or generalized dissatisfaction with life (the opposite of euphoria). Now, read that definition again. If you’re from Texas, or lived here quite a few years, you probably have gender dysphoria just by hearing the words front hole. I’m sorry, but 99% of trans people have gender dysphoria already. That’s why they’re trans. Sixty years ago, most would’ve never thought about it. If one did and mentioned it out loud, they’d been put in a mental institution. So how fouled up is a civilization that changes medical terms to appease a relatively small group of predominantly crazy people? Richie, Ralph, Potsie, Fonz, where have you gone? You wouldn’t believe what they’ve done to your world.

Lmbo, Thanks PM, I needed a good laugh.

Devils Bird sounds right lol.

Cohen plea deal. Doesn’t take a Lawyer to figure out a plea deal is nothing but a bribe in the form of reduced sentence, for saying something about someone the prosecution wants to nail. So Mr. Guilty, you’ll be in prison for 5 years, but if you tell us something Mr. Wewantahang did so we can get him, you’ll only do 6 months in a minimum security facility. What Mr. Guilty says may be true, or may just be an attempt to get a reduced sentence. Not a big fan of this. Certainly nor a fan of a Special Prosecutor getting Carte Blanche to look for anything. Btw, before any liberals break out the party favors, I’d suspect that at least 60% of Congress would be indicted and found guilty were they put under the scrutiny of Muellers Mob of Maniacs. Bet Al Sharpton would agree.

Does anyone else think that the lack of common sense (or something) has been reduced drastically in a short period of time? Sixty years ago, these open border idiots would’ve been put in asylums. Several times I’ve jokingly referred to the idea that our govt put something in the water supplies. Sure, I’m half crazy, but it is possible. Most bigger cities are under Dem control. Where do the folks with common sense live? Predominantly rural, many with well water. I guess I’m grasping at straws trying to explain something that makes absolutely no sense to me. None. Nada.

That’s a durn good question. My guess, it has a twofold purposes. First, it gives all the liberals a warm & fuzzy feeling of how inclusive they are. And Second, it pisses off a certain group of people. My Dad worked a short time in the circus when he was 10 (his Dad had died). He told me stories about geeks, in a cage, biting the heads off of chickens. A regular freak show. You know, when I see most of these Leftist groups in their costumes, and vagina’s on their heads, I think about those geeks.

Great story Ty Cobb. Thanks for sharing - I’ve got a big smile on... My wife & I were both from Vidor, so we had a home built there. Neighbors across the street had some guinea hens. I didn’t even know it for a long time, but one day they pulled a Great Escape. Once they got out, & on the street, they made the durndest racket you ever heard. Never thought much about them, but I didn’t realize they were the “wolverine of the bird community”, lol. If I see some out now, I’m outta here

Thanks to having 200+ channels on TV, and there’s nothing good on, I’m watching something called North Woods Law where they follow Game Wardens around in the north. This story is in Maine. The Warden was checking out a Pit Bull that had a big gash in his head. Basically, he got his buttocks whipped. The owner said by a wild turkey. Turned out, it was a guinea hen. Now, there was no video of the “throw down”, but if there’d been a Sports Betting location covering the fight, I’d lost my kister. Pit bull vs guinea hen? Should’ve been a no brainer. And that buddies, is why old REBgp is not a professional gambler.

They left out a few things, but covered it pretty well. It’s exactly what’s going on. Right here. Right now.

Yes, there’s a lesson to be learned here, if you’re intelligent enough to grasp it.

Out of likes, but thank you tvc. I’ve been on two jurys, but never on a criminal case.

Good job on the Stats. Get a better picture looking st them. Vidor lost a lot of defensive starters. Looks like they have some learning to do. Should improve. Silsbee validated all the hype. Just a scrimmage, but bodes well for a good season.

That is a great story. And yes, pure Texan.

Pardon my old age attitude, but this is the last straw. [Hidden Content]

And on the subject of the Manafort trial, imo, CNN has crossed a dangerous line here. They ask for the release of the names and addresses of the jurors. Sounds like they want to intimidate them into a guilty verdict. [Hidden Content]

See, you’ve confused me already lol. Actually, what I wanted to know, the jury ask the judge to redefine Reasonable Doubt. Is that something that would be encouraging to the defense, or to the prosecutor? Maybe neither one?

Amen to that. And the older I get, the hotter 95 degrees is.

Heard Ned up 2-0.

Been reading NC had a good secondary. Sounds like they’re off to a good start.

Sounds like Tigers having their way with the Pirates.

This one may show up on a seismograph machine.