You have cold beer? If so, I'm there!
Seriously, I feel you. I have a house full of people myself. They have all been pretty great except for that 1(my dad), that touches every single button on my washer/dryer/stove/microwave/etc..even after I've told him 57 times not to touch anything electronical in my house.
On the bright side, College Football starts tomorrow and I have half a bottle of Crown left. The sad part is that I'm supposed to be in Vegas right now getting ready to drive to LA for the A&M/UCLA game. Anyways I need to get some sleep. I gotta set my alarm for that Texas/Maryland kickoff before breakfast.