Englebert

You are the one whining like a little baby. I'm having fun watching you melt. Too bad you can't see yourself...you'd be laughing too.

Yes, reading comprehension is fundamental and apparently foreign to you. You said: I asked you to name who you thought seemed scared of Liberals..i.e you. It's a shame I have to go to these lengths to explain basics to you. Are you acting dumb to deflect from the fact that you can't answer your own accusation, or are you just acting natural?

No you didn't. Your goal was to come on here and dumb it down. That's the only thing people like you can do. Insult then run. We have seen it all too often.

You whine like a little baby when we use your Liberals tactics against you. Who do you think is scared of you? Please enlightened us. This should be good for at least a chuckle. Then again, I'm fairly certain you will either bail or deflect with another personal insult. What'cha got?

I've read your posts. Again, it's obvious to everyone you have nothing intelligent to say. Nice retort. Elementary kids liked it. Middle schoolers deemed it childish. Way to prove my point. Sexual innuendos are all you can muster. How shameful for you. But how would you ever know. Too bad we do.

When was the last time you had an intelligent thought? Ever? This could go on for days, although the breadth of your retorts will never reach 7th grade level. Way to kill another topic.

Look at you plagarizing UTAlum's potty mouth. Way to bring your own special brand of disgusting to the conversation.

Watch out, UTAlum will start trying to attack you for "ad hominem" posts. Or he will accuse you of that sexual innuendo he so flagrantly tosses around. Don't worry, his attacks are on your same level...which inteprets to "not very good", so nothing to worry about. Then again, he fancies you as "on his side" so he will give you a pass. It's fun calling out Liberals on their Liberal ways.

Fire away. I used to partake in "your mama jokes" back in the day. I had the gumption to understand them for what they were. You don't seem to possess this ability. You might want to seek help with your personal demons. (I laughed at that last line. Everyone knows you are using your faux indignation for personal attacks. It's cute how you try.) Please explain how ad hominem attacks are not your go-to move. I parrot your attacks and you get riled up. If you could meet yourself you would spend hours lecturing you on your own bad behavior. I would love to be around to witness that. Comedic gold!

Blah, blah blah. You are guilty of your own charge. I'm "leaving them be". Your faux outrage at my comment is very comical. You're a condescending, manipulative person who is not bright enough to realize it, but thinks he is being "special". You are funny, even though you don't know it.

Again, why would someone get pissed off at that line. You can't argue your point because it is too pathetic. It's obvious that you have nothing intelligent to say, but I encourage you to continue. It's funny watching your type lecture someone on how to act civilly while simultaneously insulting them. Between you, UTAlum, and MagaManTrust, y'all can spew some mighty righteous indignation on the lack of proper etiquette immediately after negatively stereotyping every member on this board. It's funny that y'all are too blind to see your own hypocrisy. It is also hilarious that y'all attempt to debase me for the audacity of adopting your own practices. And y'all can't even see it once called out. Hilarious to all that can see.

What part of my post should piss someone off because their parents are dead? He's using a benign statement for an attack. And like another simpleton you fell for it hook, line, and sinker. Congrats on showing your "intelligence". Pretty pathetic isn't it?

Another fail...but thanks for the entertainment. I literally got a chuckle from this one. The comedy continues.

We couldn't expect any less of a response from you. Your attempt at intellectual retorts is just too comical. At least you try. Why is a mystery. What was the topic of this thread? Oh yeah, ad hominem. Kudos for sticking to the topic.

You never fail to dumb down the conversation...and hilariously add unfounded "arrogance" to boot. Too bad you didn't live 100 years ago...when people paid to laugh at freaks. You could have joined the Barnum and Baily circus, getting paid to spew your special kind of "intelligence". The laughter would have been worth the price of admission.

What a pathetic rant. You are guilty of exactly this, but place blame on others. Very typical and oh so sad. You hear that a lot don't you. It's hard to believe we have to endure the wrath of an angry man that has no focus or direction...just spews hate randomly. Imagine if someone like you got into a place of power. Oh how sorry the lives of the peasants would soon get. As pathetic as this rant is, it still rates as entertainment for the board. It's comical to have another "brainiac" of limited intelligence telling all of us peons how inferior we are. Ask MagaManTrust about this...he is definitely an expert. Imagine a kindergartner snapping at his teacher...telling that teacher how dumb he is. That is a pretty accurate picture of your antics. Bless your little heart (another line I bet you hear regularly).

What are you trying to say? Just state it! What bias am I showing? Talk about classic. Rants of an angry man leading to nothing. Let's string together a few stories of evil then call the reader names and attempt to degrade him for perceiving to not care about random acts. Now that is classic. Your parents are ashamed! I know mine would be if I tried this crap. It's pretty obvious you want to say something but don't have the intelligence or guts to say it. Yes, "sad". Very say, but oh so typical.

I can provide plenty of counter situations to your expressed experiences. I have seen/read/heard plenty of stories in which people have been fired for poor performance but blame it on something else. I know plenty of people that have been "harassed" by the cops while falsely claiming "I didn't do nothing" (Black and White). Your whole poem was a silly diatribe aimed at highlighting your hatred of White people who you deem racist. I don't need an "open mind" while reading your dribble. It is self-explanatory to the point that even adolescents can absorb the bile. Are you trying to compete with MagaManTrust for stupidest retorts? Are you really trying the defense of "I'm conducting an experiment" routine? That is funny. No, that is hilarious. Wow, I do have a sense of humor. This whole thread has been funny. Explain to us how you come to the conclusion that this leads you to think of a sexual activity you declared on a family website. Would someone with an "open mind" be confined to expressing sexual innuendos in their response? Is that the best you can do...or was that another social experiment to test some undeclared hypothesis bound by undefined parameters. Maybe if you could string together some coherent sentences you wouldn't get laughed at so much. Your whole existence (on this site) seems to be predicated on whining about others and playing victim.

I have a sense...I can smell garbage a mile away. Congrats again on gaining your first worshipper. How many more do you need to catch Trump? Way to derail another topic.

Some more of the kindergartener calling his teacher dumb rhetoric. You are consistently hilarious in your vain attempts to belittle your intellectual superiors. At least you won over a fan. Congrats on obtaining your first worshipper. It's what you've been desperately longing for. Enjoy.

Epic fail when calling everyone a "racist" to cover for your own failures. You should be embarrassed and deeply ashamed (I know your parents are). But society has given you a free pass. How's that for a rebuttal! I'm guessing you are pissed off now...in the same manner you tried to elicit...but failed. Did I succeed? Your response will be telling. How about re-evaluating yours and her (and whoever else) situations to expose the realization that racism wasn't the problem...it was personal failure all along. It's too easy to stereotype, which exudes the stench of laziness. You must have learned this from Biden. He blames more people for his own failures than anyone I've seen...well, until now. How I would love to have the ability to blame all of my failures on something like skin color or gender, but then that would just lead to personal failure. "...and that's the truth..." There is a topic in the football section about coaches favorite sayings. I don't know if anyone has listed this one, but it seems very appropriate here. "Excuses are like buttholes, everyone has one...and they always stink." Kudos for the ability to rhyme though. In my response I considered breaking out my inner Dr. Seuss, but this topic just isn't worth a second thought.

Can you get some new material or is this all you got? I'm betting on the latter. What was the topic again? Are you proud that you ruined what could have been a very insightful discu....I almost got that out. I know, you would rather have a discussion about you and your manly inadequacies. What will be the next embarrassing post you deliver? Will it contain some morsel of insightful wisdom based on the topic or just your typical boresome blather. The drama is building. Let's anxiously wait and see. Come on little buddie...don't let us down.

You do bring that special entertainment value. You sound like Biden...talking down to people that are clearly superior to you. That does brings value to this board...although it is a purely comedic entertainment value. But value none the less. You keep those childish, "fits of anger" stereotypes coming, and we will keep laughing at our "special little buddy".

Can you point out my posts that resemble your accusations? No. That makes you a liar. Trump calls you a liar. This whole board calls you a liar. (That was fun.) You do bring a special brand of comedy. It's funny how you get riled up and lash out when someone calls you out on your own words. You predictably start engaging in old worn out stereotypes that leaves elementary kids begging you for new material. You better clean it up though or you will be thrown off again. It's typical of someone like you (you know, intellectually deficient) to rely of smut for retorts because, well, that is all you can muster. Be careful though, we don't want you in timeout...and miss your charming posts.

You just can't help yourself. Your kindergarten classmates are laughing at you. Why bother? Because sometimes it's fun exposing someone's true colors. Arrogance coupled with ignorance is just a hilarious combination. Keep the childish quips coming. Also, add some more emojis to help clarify what you can't articulate through your own words...you know, create your own little picture book. That should raise your posts up to at least third grade level.