Here is a few fun facts about the most feared player in 20-4A, Clayton Ehlert
> Their are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Clayton Ehlert lives in in LCM.
> Clayton Ehlert once went to the Virgin Islands...they are now known as the islands.
> Clayton Ehlert's urine clogs the toilet.
> Clayton Ehlert once drank an entire bottle Nyquil...it made him blink.
> Clayton Ehlert cannot grow hair on his buttox...hair doesnot grow on steel.
> Clayton Ehlert can slam a revolving door.
> Fear is not the only emotion Clayton Ehlert can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope Clayton Ehlert doesn't hit a homerun on me again."
> They didnt drop a bomb on HIroshima, that was a stray foul ball from Clayton Ehlert.
> Clayton Ehlert actually died 10 years ago but the Grim Reaper doesnt have the balls to tell him.
> Clayton Ehlert uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
> Clayton Ehlert knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
