An engineer died and went to Hell. When he got there, he looked around and said “Man, this place needs fixing up. Mind if I do a little work on it, Satan?” Satan said, “sure”, and the engineer went to work. First, he installed a big AC system. Next, he built a waterworks system. Ice cold water fountains everywhere.
He’d started on a sewerage plant when God looked down and saw all the work he was doing. He decided Heaven could use a little sprucing up and got to thinking maybe he’d sent the guy to the wrong place. He told Satan, “Look, this engineer got sent to the wrong place. Send him up here. Satan said, “No, he works for me. You can’t have him.”
God said, “What do you mean, No? I am omnipotent. You can’t refuse me!”
The Devil said, “I’m not letting go of him”
God replied, “Fine. I’ll sue you and we’ll see who wins.
Satan chuckled as he said, “Where you gonna find a lawyer?”