Lady: You raped me
Guy: No. I did not
Lady: Yes you did
Guy: When?
Lady: I donāt remember
Guy: uh?
Lady: āRape is sexyā
Guy: This is insane
Lady: Iām suing you to prove it
Guy: ok
NY Jury: He didnāt rape you
Guy: Thanks
NY Jury: Now pay her $5,000,000.00
Guy: WHAT!?