Slamming his head against the steel wall of the wagon he was in. As witnessed by his co-prisoner and statement given or at least up until the lawyers got involved and he changed his story. The police weren't paying and the private attorney was.
I usually get every other phone or wait a couple of years. If it was just a phone then I might wait 5 years. They quit being just phones about 8 years ago.
I mean, who wants to play Clash of Clans on an iPhone 3g?