To answer the subject: No. LCM will beat them 307 to 1/2 at Nederland, and 5.4*10^7 to (pi/4)^2 at LCM. Christian Wendt will score 680,000 points in the home game, with most coming in mop-up time in the 4th quarter. The victories will be so one-sided, LCM will skip the rest of the basketball season and go straight to playing the Miami Heat in the Eastern Conference Finals (they will win in 6, then sweep the Western Conference champion). Nederland, meanwhile, will be so ashamed of the loss, they will disband the entire sports department. The loss of revenue will send the Nederland Independent School District into a vicious cycle of decreased funding and student dropouts, eventually culminating in the closing of the school. All business and industry will be forced to leave the area, and Nederland will have to revert to a pre-Stone Age nomadic life-style based on foraging to survive. The standard of living will still, however, be higher than in neighboring Port Neches.