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[stevenash]

Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S. Cavalry Sergeant were captured by terrorists. The leader told them he'd grant them one last request before they were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets.

 

Katie Couric said, "I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last plate of fried chicken." The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chicken. Couric ate it all and said, "I can die content."
Charlie Gibson said, "I'm living in New York, so I'd like to hear the song, The Moon and Me, one last time." The terrorist leader nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with musicians who played the song. Gibson was satisfied.
Brian Williams said, "I'm a reporter to the end and I've even been shot down in a helicopter. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end." The leader handed over the tape recorder and Williams dictated his comments. He then said, "Now I can die happy."
The leader turned and asked, "And now, Sergeant, what is your final wish? "Kick me in the a$$," said the Old Cavalry Sergeant... "What?' asked the leader, 'Will you mock us in your last hour?"
"No, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the a$$," insisted the Sergeant.
So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the a$$. The Sergeant went sprawling but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from inside his cammos and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, then with his knife he slashed the throat of one, and with an AK-47, which he had taken from a dead terrorist, sprayed the rest of the terrorists, killing another 11. In a flash, all of the terrorists were either dead or fleeing for their lives.
As the Sergeant covered their escape, Williams blurted out to him, "Why didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to kick you in the a$$?"
"What?" barked the old Sarg, "And have you three liberals report that I was the aggressor?"

 

Edited September 17, 2015 by stevenash
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[5GallonBucket]

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[Hagar]

Kudos. Lmbo!