2016 CFB Longhorns

[UTfanatic]

1 hour ago, Mr. Buddy Garrity said:

5-7!

Old news buddy

[Whoopi Goldberg's Lips]

1 hour ago, Mr. Buddy Garrity said:

5-7!

Gawd...I think you guys have wore that remark out. Can't wait to go 9-3 this year and shut y'all up.

[UTfanatic]

9 hours ago, Whoopi Goldberg's Lips said:

Gawd...I think you guys have wore that remark out. Can't wait to go 9-3 this year and shut y'all up.

We are Texas and we are coming back!

Boo will be leading the charge. 

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

2 hours ago, bulldogbacker said:

We are Texas and we are coming back!

Boo will be leading the charge. 

Yall said this after Arkansas whipped yall back n forth in 2014. 

 

 

5-7! 

[Peppermint Patty]

13 minutes ago, Mr. Buddy Garrity said:

Yall said this after Arkansas whipped yall back n forth in 2014. 

 

 

5-7! 

What is this "5-7" you keep talking about? The age of consent in Arkansas?

[Whoopi Goldberg's Lips]

They're just nervous and anxious because they know the sleeping giant is awakening and all their recruits are belong to us now. Look at this speculated two deep... Now this is a roster we can go to war with.

Offense

LT: Williams, Delance
LG: Hodges, Hudson
C: Shackleford, Rodriguez
RG: Vahe, Okafor
RT: Perkins, Nickelson,

QB: Buechele, Swoopes
RB: D Foreman, Warren

IR: A Foreman, Heard
IR: Duvernay, Newsome
WR: Johnson, Joe
WR: Burt, Leonard

Defense

Fox: Hughes, Hager
NT: Boyette, Elliott
DT: Ford, Nelson
SE: Omenihu, Cottrell

SLB: Freeman, Cole
MLB: Jefferson, McCulloch
WLB: Wheeler, Townsend

CB: D Davis, Boyd
CB: Hill, A Davis
SS: Haines, Elliott
FS: Jones, Hall
N: PJ Locke, Boyd

[UTfanatic]

9 minutes ago, Whoopi Goldberg's Lips said:

They're just nervous and anxious because they know the sleeping giant is awakening and all their recruits are belong to us now. Look at this speculated two deep... Now this is a roster we can go to war with.

Offense

LT: Williams, Delance
LG: Hodges, Hudson
C: Shackleford, Rodriguez
RG: Vahe, Okafor
RT: Perkins, Nickelson,

QB: Buechele, Swoopes
RB: D Foreman, Warren

IR: A Foreman, Heard
IR: Duvernay, Newsome
WR: Johnson, Joe
WR: Burt, Leonard

Defense

Fox: Hughes, Hager
NT: Boyette, Elliott
DT: Ford, Nelson
SE: Omenihu, Cottrell

SLB: Freeman, Cole
MLB: Jefferson, McCulloch
WLB: Wheeler, Townsend

CB: D Davis, Boyd
CB: Hill, A Davis
SS: Haines, Elliott
FS: Jones, Hall
N: PJ Locke, Boyd

I alway say

What happens in Austin, changes the world.

Change is very hard for many!

Hookem

 

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

27 minutes ago, GCMPats said:

What is this "5-7" you keep talking about? The age of consent in Arkansas?

Your queens dressed in burnt orange last season. 

[UTfanatic]

3 minutes ago, Mr. Buddy Garrity said:

Your queens dressed in burnt orange last season. 

I know where your car lot is.

You want me to send some boys by to look at your cars?

Hookem

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

1 minute ago, bulldogbacker said:

I know where your car lot is.

You want me to send some boys by to look at your cars?

Hookem

5-7 doesnt need cars, they need maxi pads and booster seats for their coach at pressers to explain the arse whoopings. 

[Whoopi Goldberg's Lips]

5 minutes ago, Mr. Buddy Garrity said:

5-7 doesnt need cars, they need maxi pads and booster seats for their coach at pressers to explain the arse whoopings. 

Strong words coming from the supporter of Kingsbury's side piece.

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

2 minutes ago, Whoopi Goldberg's Lips said:

Strong words coming from the supporter of Kingsbury's side piece.

I dont see any Baylor supporters on this thread. Try again. 

[Peppermint Patty]

10 minutes ago, Mr. Buddy Garrity said:

5-7 doesnt need cars, they need maxi pads and booster seats for their coach at pressers to explain the arse whoopings. 

So are maxi pads and booster seats what get ol' Bret Bulimina all erotic?

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

1 minute ago, GCMPats said:

So are maxi pads and booster seats what get ol' Bret Bulimina all erotic?

31-7. We show up to bowl games, did yall play in one last yr I cant remember. 

[Peppermint Patty]

1 minute ago, Mr. Buddy Garrity said:

31-7. We show up to bowl games, did yall play in one last yr I cant remember. 

5-6 bowl record since 2000, but yes, you do "show up" to bowl games.

No. Texas sucked last year. Teams that suck should not go to a bowl game. Arkie might want to take that approach.

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

6 minutes ago, GCMPats said:

5-6 bowl record since 2000, but yes, you do "show up" to bowl games.

No. Texas sucked last year. Teams that suck should not go to a bowl game. Arkie might want to take that approach.

Ancient history, very convenient for the shorthorns, try to score versus Iowa State then yall can trash talk. Smh. Pathetic. 

 

31-7. 

[Whoopi Goldberg's Lips]

28 minutes ago, Mr. Buddy Garrity said:

I dont see any Baylor supporters on this thread. Try again. 

Nice deflection, but you know who I'm talking about... Your meat headed, big tittied, toe sucking, loud mouth coach.

[CRUSHCOACH]

4 minutes ago, Whoopi Goldberg's Lips said:

Nice deflection, but you know who I'm talking about... Your meat headed, big tittied, toe sucking, loud mouth coach.

  LMAO !!!! Very good description !

[Peppermint Patty]

14 minutes ago, Mr. Buddy Garrity said:

Ancient history, very convenient for the shorthorns, try to score versus Iowa State then yall can trash talk. Smh. Pathetic. 

 

31-7. 

Yet Texas still has as many SEC Football Championships as both Arkansas and aTm combined.

If you ain't first, you last.

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

9 minutes ago, Whoopi Goldberg's Lips said:

Nice deflection, but you know who I'm talking about... Your meat headed, big tittied, toe sucking, loud mouth coach.

31-7

 

Iowa State > Texas. Try scoring this year. 

[TxHoops]

56-22

52-10

po' arky has been less competitive than po' aggy.  

But I will say this.  At least those hillbillies don't make up championships.  

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

3 minutes ago, TxHoops said:

56-22

52-10

po' arky has been less competitive than po' aggy.  

But I will say this.  At least those hillbillies don't make up championships.  

Won the Texas Bowl versus an amateur team in 2014, only thing is we didnt make up a banner: the box score did.

[Peppermint Patty]

4 minutes ago, TxHoops said:

56-22

52-10

po' arky has been less competitive than po' aggy.  

But I will say this.  At least those hillbillies don't make up championships.  

However, Toledo is pretty tough.

[Peppermint Patty]

1 minute ago, Mr. Buddy Garrity said:

Won the Texas Bowl versus an amateur team in 2014, only thing is we didnt make up a banner: the box score did.

Bret was REAL excited about that win.

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

1 minute ago, GCMPats said:

Bret was REAL excited about that win.

Big12 was too.