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Posted
7 minutes ago, Whoopi Goldberg's Lips said:

Or yours vs. Tceh last year at home?

We got more than 59 yards. Tell your coach quit ducking from an another arse whooping and schedule us. Or is he too short to speak on it? 

Posted
2 minutes ago, Whoopi Goldberg's Lips said:

Again, stay on track.  We were talking defenses, piggy.

Our defense was borderline bama versus that pathetic piece of trash Shorty Strong put on the field. 

 

Iowa State had a great defense versus the shorthorns last yr. 

Posted
2 minutes ago, Mr. Buddy Garrity said:

Our defense was borderline bama versus that pathetic piece of trash Shorty Strong put on the field. 

 

Iowa State had a great defense versus the shorthorns last yr. 

Might be time to get a new offensive coordinator. Oh wait.

Posted
13 minutes ago, Mr. Buddy Garrity said:

We got more than 59 yards. Tell your coach quit ducking from an another arse whooping and schedule us. Or is he too short to speak on it? 

Our coach doesn't schedule!

Does yours?

Posted
32 minutes ago, Mr. Buddy Garrity said:

Our defense was borderline bama versus that pathetic piece of trash Shorty Strong put on the field. 

 

Iowa State had a great defense versus the shorthorns last yr. 

"Shorty Strong", as you call him, can still bench press your fat coach.  At least until he eats another 5-6 dozen donuts.

Posted
1 hour ago, Whoopi Goldberg's Lips said:

"Shorty Strong", as you call him, can still bench press your fat coach.  At least until he eats another 5-6 dozen donuts.

Can he gain more than 59yards (not talking about on the boosters/alumni wives)? Lol! 

 

Posted
2 hours ago, bulldogbacker said:

Our coach doesn't schedule!

Does yours?

Your coach just cheats on his wife, you right. Does he cover up his first name by using the girl name he has as a middle name. Rene 

Posted
31 minutes ago, Whoopi Goldberg's Lips said:

Damn!  He wears a bigger bra than his wife, too.  Just look at them big ol' pepperoni nipples...my wife's breast feeding right now and he's even got her beat!

Outta like again.

Posted
2 hours ago, Mr. Buddy Garrity said:

 

ShorthornBacker your thoughts please

RigginsRealDad

My thoughts on the upcoming 2016 Longhorn CFB have been well documented on this forum.

Hookem

Posted
1 hour ago, Whoopi Goldberg's Lips said:

Me thinks Matt Jones and Darren McFadden will be his first two customers.

Nah I think Cedric Benson and Ramonce Taylor will be the first two customers. 

Posted
8 minutes ago, bulldogbacker said:

Enough of non 2016 Longhorns

This is the hidden content, please

fast and mean, two incoming frosh

 

Hookem

5-7 and trending downward and they still went to that pathetic toilet bowl of a program lmao, I predict at least a few of em will do what the ex-longhorn OLman did and join the good guys in a few years. 

Posted
34 minutes ago, Mr. Buddy Garrity said:

5-7 and trending downward and they still went to that pathetic toilet bowl of a program lmao, I predict at least a few of em will do what the ex-longhorn OLman did and join the good guys in a few years. 

Jake is a smart kid and could graduate early.

Arkansas does have many graduate transfers.

Hookem

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