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40 minutes ago, Whoopi Goldberg's Lips said:

At least he knows and is preparing for one of them to leave on a stretcher.

If one leaves on a stretcher it'll be because they threw too many TD passes versus that crap defense. I remember when UT was DBU, my oh my how time flies since Earl left. 

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Who else on our schedule has a better secondary than us??  Hall and Haines won't get much play this year once the ball starts rolling.  Elliot, Jones mixed in with Locke, Boyd, D. Davis, and Hill are as tough as it gets in CFB.  So again, you end up looking like this guy:

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18 hours ago, Whoopi Goldberg's Lips said:

Who else on our schedule has a better secondary than us??  Hall and Haines won't get much play this year once the ball starts rolling.  Elliot, Jones mixed in with Locke, Boyd, D. Davis, and Hill are as tough as it gets in CFB.  So again, you end up looking like this guy:

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Good report on the DB's from Friday's practice.

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Hookem

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18 minutes ago, Whoopi Goldberg's Lips said:

Ummm... I'll just leave this here:

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I wonder how their coach feels about "core values". 

I guess we'll see after more facts of the incident are learned.

Hookem

Posted
4 minutes ago, Whoopi Goldberg's Lips said:

I'm interested to see what Kelly does. I know at least 4 of those five would be gone if the roles were reversed. And that's why I love our corch. We're going to win the RIGHT way... Not like Saban, Rumlin, or bitch tits Belemia.

I stopped reading after the bold part. Yall in for an arse beating in a few weeks with your "corch". Enjoy. 

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6 minutes ago, Whoopi Goldberg's Lips said:

Let's be honest here, you stopped reading cuz your just not that good at it.

Actually my IQ is higher than normal, wth is a corch? A mix of your midget arse coach and a toddler bevo? Hope yall dont kill it off too like the mascot last year with that pathetic product on the field misrepresenting the state of Texas. The damn rapists balled better throughout the season and made a bowl game. Tell your midget puppet to get off his arse and make a bowl game. 

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2 hours ago, Mr. Buddy Garrity said:

Actually my IQ is higher than normal, wth is a corch? A mix of your midget arse coach and a toddler bevo? Hope yall dont kill it off too like the mascot last year with that pathetic product on the field misrepresenting the state of Texas. The damn rapists balled better throughout the season and made a bowl game. Tell your midget puppet to get off his arse and make a bowl game. 

The same damn rapists that got beat by ummm...oh I don't know... The University of By God Texas??? Yeah that's what I thought... Go get your shine box... You're gonna need it this year.

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17 minutes ago, Whoopi Goldberg's Lips said:

The same damn rapists that got beat by ummm...oh I don't know... The University of By God Texas??? Yeah that's what I thought... Go get your shine box... You're gonna need it this year.

What bowl game yall played in last season? Cows are dumb, at least Bevo was halfway smart, he croaked because he couldn't stand yall trash arses. 

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12 minutes ago, Whoopi Goldberg's Lips said:

I'm getting a strong whiff of a Super Nitro Jenny's Fried chicken bet. You and me... Loser shine the winner's shoes while the winner eats his free lunch, paid for by fat Mack.

I dont like my shoes shined. 

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