UTfanatic Posted May 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 Why do armadillos die legs up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NDNation Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 LMBO! UTfanatic, Mr. Buddy Garrity, baddog and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UTfanatic Posted May 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 I usually save my traffic rants: If I ever pull out in front of someone, they will never need to slow down!!! NDNation 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UTfanatic Posted May 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 3 hours ago, bulldogbacker said: I usually save my traffic rants: If I ever pull out in front of someone, they will never need to slow down!!! Been testing all morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baddog Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 Light changes green, first car turns right. UTfanatic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 3 hours ago, baddog said: Light changes green, first car turns right. And when it happens, my BP spikes 30. More when I'm right behind them. No cross traffic, and when light turns green, THEN they turn their right blinker on. In a cartoon, steam would be coming out of my ears lol. UTfanatic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 On May 18, 2016 at 11:26 AM, NDNation said: This is the hidden content, please Sign In or Sign Up LMBO! LMBO - Me too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UTfanatic Posted May 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 Just back from town. Does anybody have a tank I can borrow? Hagar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 On May 21, 2016 at 1:06 PM, bulldogbacker said: Just back from town. Does anybody have a tank I can borrow? Thought about having two .30 Cal machine guns mounted behind my headlights, but I don't have a concealed carry permit, yet UTfanatic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UTfanatic Posted May 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 1 hour ago, REBgp said: Thought about having two .30 Cal machine guns mounted behind my headlights, but I don't have a concealed carry permit, yet Mount over headlights, then they aren't "concealed" boom Hagar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UTfanatic Posted May 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 18 Wheelers are a given and in a class of their own. Rudest private drivers steer dually's! Nicest drivers are steering Honda's! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 I bet that rock that just cracked my windshield came from that 18 wheeler the %#££¥%%. UTfanatic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullets13 Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 I had a guy almost merge into the side of me as I passed through a green light today. I swear he was looking in the little mirror on the back of his sun visor while merging and my honking horn was the only thing that made him look back at the road UTfanatic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 People that turn into the center turning lane, then drive in the turning lane. baddog and UTfanatic 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jv_coach Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 Asking for a coke and not getting a Dr. Pepper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baddog Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 9 hours ago, mat said: People that turn into the center turning lane, then drive in the turning lane. To merge into traffic? Yeah, I hate that too. Remember though, if they give a turn signal, it gives them the R.O.W. UTfanatic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UTfanatic Posted May 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2016 When I talk to my dog Why does she tilt her head??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 When driving behind someone doing an exceptionally bad job - Is this your first time out of the house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 Of, and one that I've used many years when behind someone driving real slow - Why don't you pull over and put a house number on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 13 hours ago, bulldogbacker said: When I talk to my dog Why does she tilt her head??? I hope she's a Bulldog UTfanatic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baddog Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 When dining out, why do you have to tell the waitress you want water? That used to be a given. And I tell them no lemon and get lemon anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baddog Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 In a restaurant.....why do they cram so many napkins in the holder that no one can get a napkin out? UTfanatic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagar Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 2 hours ago, baddog said: In a restaurant.....why do they cram so many napkins in the holder that no one can get a napkin out? That's funny. Have to grab the holder with one hand and yank out 10 napkins with the other lol. New rant around the house, Where's my cell phone? Then spouse dials spouses number. Maybe it's an old couple thing UTfanatic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvc184 Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 One of my biggest rants is people driving in the left lane on the highway, blocking traffic. If I was big on writing citations, that would be my favorite. Get the heck out of the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Buddy Garrity Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 16 hours ago, baddog said: In a restaurant.....why do they cram so many napkins in the holder that no one can get a napkin out? Just do what I do: open it up, it works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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