Useless Rants

[UTfanatic]

Why do armadillos die legs up?

[NDNation]

LMBO!

[UTfanatic]

I usually save my traffic rants:

If I ever pull out in front of someone, they will never need to slow down!!! 

 

[UTfanatic]

3 hours ago, bulldogbacker said:

I usually save my traffic rants:

If I ever pull out in front of someone, they will never need to slow down!!! 

 

Been testing all morning

[baddog]

Light changes green, first car turns right.

[Hagar]

3 hours ago, baddog said:

Light changes green, first car turns right.

And when it happens, my BP spikes 30.   More when I'm right behind them.  No cross traffic, and when light turns green, THEN they turn their right blinker on.  In a cartoon, steam would be coming out of my ears lol.

[Hagar]

On May 18, 2016 at 11:26 AM, NDNation said:

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LMBO!

LMBO - Me too

[UTfanatic]

Just back from town.

 

Does anybody have a tank I can borrow?

 

[Hagar]

On May 21, 2016 at 1:06 PM, bulldogbacker said:

Just back from town.

 

Does anybody have a tank I can borrow?

 

Thought about having two .30 Cal machine guns mounted behind my headlights, but I don't have a concealed carry permit, yet

[UTfanatic]

1 hour ago, REBgp said:

Thought about having two .30 Cal machine guns mounted behind my headlights, but I don't have a concealed carry permit, yet

Mount over headlights, then they aren't "concealed"

 

boom

[UTfanatic]

18 Wheelers are a given and in a class of their own. 

Rudest private drivers steer dually's!

Nicest drivers are steering Honda's!

[Hagar]

I bet that rock that just cracked my windshield came from that 18 wheeler the %#££¥%%.

[bullets13]

I had a guy almost merge into the side of me as I passed through a green light today.  I swear he was looking in the little mirror on the back of his sun visor while merging and my honking horn was the only thing that made him look back at the road

[mat]

People that turn into the center turning lane, then drive in the turning lane.

[jv_coach]

Asking for a coke and not getting a Dr. Pepper

[baddog]

9 hours ago, mat said:

People that turn into the center turning lane, then drive in the turning lane.

To merge into traffic? Yeah, I hate that too. Remember though, if they give a turn signal, it gives them the R.O.W.

[UTfanatic]

When I talk to my dog

Why does she tilt her head???

[Hagar]

When driving behind someone doing an exceptionally bad job - Is this your first time out of the house?

[Hagar]

Of, and one that I've used many years when behind someone driving real slow - Why don't you pull over and put a house number on it.  

[Hagar]

13 hours ago, bulldogbacker said:

When I talk to my dog

Why does she tilt her head???

I hope she's a Bulldog

[baddog]

When dining out, why do you have to tell the waitress you want water? That used to be a given. And I tell them no lemon and get lemon anyway.

[baddog]

In a restaurant.....why do they cram so many napkins in the holder that no one can get a napkin out?

[Hagar]

2 hours ago, baddog said:

In a restaurant.....why do they cram so many napkins in the holder that no one can get a napkin out?

That's funny.  Have to grab the holder with one hand and yank out 10 napkins with the other lol.

New rant around the house, Where's my cell phone?  Then spouse dials spouses number.  Maybe it's an old couple thing

[tvc184]

One of my biggest rants is people driving in the left lane on the highway, blocking traffic. 

If I was big on writing citations, that would be my favorite. Get the heck out of the way. 

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

16 hours ago, baddog said:

In a restaurant.....why do they cram so many napkins in the holder that no one can get a napkin out?

Just do what I do: open it up, it works.