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8 hours ago, tvc184 said:

That dog has some funny videos. 

Yes, I’ve seen several. I like the shell game. I’ll see if I can find it. 

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Woman had a fight with her husband and said that’s the last straw. “Get your stuff and get the hell out”. On his way out, she yelled, “ I hope you die a slow and painful death”. He said, “ So you want me to stay?”

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My wife and I have sex almost every day of the week………almost Monday, almost Tuesday….

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I told my wife the other day that I had been talking with the postman, and he bragged that he had been with every woman in the neighborhood…..except for one. My wife said…….must be that stuck-up “B” across the street.

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U.S. bobsled team has renamed their sled “Biden” because nothing else has brought the U.S. downhill faster.

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[SmashMouth]

5 hours ago, baddog said:

 

He is one of my favorites!

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[TxHoops]

On 3/6/2024 at 2:37 PM, SmashMouth said:

He is one of my favorites!

Same!

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Is the S or C silent in the word scent?
Il you drop soap on the floor is it dirty or is the floor clean?
How come our noses run but our feet smell?
Why's it called chili if it's hot?
If two mind readers read each other's mind, who's mind are they reading?
If I told you I'm lying in bed right now aren't I actually telling you the truth?

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Gotta love Carlin….

 

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These are presentable on the board. He has some that aren’t.

 

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1998: Don’t ever get into a car with a stranger

2008: Never meet with a stranger from the internet by yourself

2019: UBER…..Order yourself a stranger from the internet and get into the car with him alone.

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Don Rickles is still going strong today. This is simply good comedy….

 

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Even I can laugh at a good Trump impersonation…

 

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13 hours ago, baddog said:

Even I can laugh at a good Trump impersonation…

 

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Shane Gillis has an awesome Trump impersonation. Jamie Foxx's is on point too!

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I saw a homeless man and asked him if I gave him $20 would he buy booze with it. He said no, he hadn’t had a beer in awhile. So then I asked him if I gave him $20 would he buy fishing gear with it. He said no, he hadn’t fished in 5 years. So then I said I would do him better than $20. I would take him home and get him all cleaned up and my wife would feed him a fantastic meal. I would bring him back and still give him the $20. He said wouldn’t she get mad? I told him it didn’t matter. I just want to show her what happens to a man who quits drinking and fishing.

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This past election, I haven’t seen a man beat a woman this bad since the olympics.

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