Hagar Posted November 27, 2020 Report Posted November 27, 2020 5 minutes ago, TxHoops said: Classic 😂🤣. Happy thanksgiving my friend. And to you and yours Big Buddy! ✝️ Quote
Hagar Posted December 7, 2020 Report Posted December 7, 2020 My son sent me this, being a connoisseur of music, and then insisted I listen to it. Yes folks, this song is a classic. And definitely belongs on this thread. Quote
TxHoops Posted December 27, 2020 Report Posted December 27, 2020 Thanks to my dear friend @Hagarfor turning me on to this guy. Can’t believe I’ve never seen him before. My wife and I have been laughing at his stuff all day 😂 Hagar and WOSdrummer99 2 Quote
WOSdrummer99 Posted December 27, 2020 Report Posted December 27, 2020 14 hours ago, TxHoops said: Thanks to my dear friend @Hagarfor turning me on to this guy. Can’t believe I’ve never seen him before. My wife and I have been laughing at his stuff all day 😂 Who is this guy? Quote
TxHoops Posted December 27, 2020 Report Posted December 27, 2020 1 hour ago, WOSdrummer99 said: Who is this guy? Never heard of him before. Name is James Gregory. He’s hilarious though. WOSdrummer99 1 Quote
baddog Posted December 29, 2020 Author Report Posted December 29, 2020 On 12/27/2020 at 10:50 AM, TxHoops said: Never heard of him before. Name is James Gregory. He’s hilarious though. He is hilarious and new to me too. There are plenty more where this came from. TxHoops 1 Quote
WOSdrummer99 Posted January 8, 2021 Report Posted January 8, 2021 In the political forum, someone mentioned a current regression of our society. Reminded me of a movie... CardinalBacker 1 Quote
baddog Posted January 11, 2021 Author Report Posted January 11, 2021 Went to a new restaurant the other night. I asked to see a womanu and the lady looked at me like I was a moron, and she would be right. SmashMouth and Hagar 2 Quote
SmashMouth Posted January 11, 2021 Report Posted January 11, 2021 On 1/7/2021 at 7:26 PM, WOSdrummer99 said: In the political forum, someone mentioned a current regression of our society. Reminded me of a movie... I remember that show! Quote
Hagar Posted January 12, 2021 Report Posted January 12, 2021 Not often our Founding Fathers get on this thread, but I just saw this quote from John Adams, our second President. ”One useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three is a Congress”. 😂😂🤣😂😂 SmashMouth, LumRaiderFan, NetCat and 1 other 1 3 Quote
SmashMouth Posted January 12, 2021 Report Posted January 12, 2021 Older husband and wife were on vacation enjoying a beautiful relaxing second honeymoon in Belize. Lying on the beach having drinks, the wife turns to her husband and asks, “Honey, if I die before you, will you remarry?” The man is taken aback with the question and replies, “In such a beautiful place and on our 2nd honeymoon, why would you ask such a question? I wouldn’t even want to start that discussion and ruin this awesome time.” They continued enjoying their lovely trip and eventually went back home. The day after arriving hone, the wife brought it up again. “Honey, if I die before you, will you remarry?” He replied, “I haven’t thought about it before you brought it up, but yes, it’s possible.” She then asked, “Would y’all sleep in our bed?” To which he replied, “No, of course not. That would be disrespectful of you and our marriage.” She asked, “Well what about my jewelry you bought me? Would you let her wear it?” Again he replied, “No, of course not. Those were things I bought for you. I could never let someone else wear your jewelry.” “What about my golf clubs? Would you let her use those?” He replied, “No, of course not...she’s a lefty.” TxHoops, Hagar and baddog 1 2 Quote
WOSdrummer99 Posted January 24, 2021 Report Posted January 24, 2021 TxHoops, LumRaiderFan and 5GallonBucket 3 Quote
SmashMouth Posted January 25, 2021 Report Posted January 25, 2021 14 hours ago, WOSdrummer99 said: That guy’s frickin hilarious. Quote
baddog Posted January 26, 2021 Author Report Posted January 26, 2021 Dedicated is all I can say.....Lol LumRaiderFan 1 Quote
SmashMouth Posted January 26, 2021 Report Posted January 26, 2021 22 minutes ago, baddog said: Dedicated is all I can say.....Lol Freakin funny! Quote
5GallonBucket Posted January 27, 2021 Report Posted January 27, 2021 3 hours ago, baddog said: Dedicated is all I can say.....Lol That’s awesome Quote
TxHoops Posted January 27, 2021 Report Posted January 27, 2021 Jesus meets a Republican, a libertarian and a democrat. He notices the Republican is blind so he lays his hands on him. The Republican exclaims “thank you Lord! I can finally see.” Jesus notices the libertarian is crippled so he walks over and lays his hands on him. The Libertarian stands up and cries out, “Thank you dear Jesus! I can now walk!” Finally Jesus walks over to the Democrat. The Democrat throws his hands out and screams, “Don’t you dare touch me! I’m on disability!” 5GallonBucket, baddog, WOSdrummer99 and 3 others 6 Quote
Hagar Posted February 23, 2021 Report Posted February 23, 2021 On 2/22/2021 at 8:56 AM, baddog said: Bazinga! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Quote
TxHoops Posted June 12, 2021 Report Posted June 12, 2021 This one is for my favorite Catholic 😉 A teenaged boy goes to confessional. “Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you, Little Johnny?” ”Yes, Father, it is.” ”And who was this girl you were with?” ”I can’t tell you Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation.” “Well Johnny, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me how. Was it Emily Jones?” ”I cannot say.” ”Was it Lauren Peter’s?” ”I’ll never tell Father.” ”Was it Amelia Parker?” ”I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.” ”Was it Grace Smith?” ”My lips are sealed.” ”Okay, so it was Mia O’Malley then?” ”Please Father. I really can’t tell you.” The priest sighs in frustration. “You’re very tight-lipped, and I admire that. But you have sinned my son, and you have to atone. You can no longer continue to be an altar boy until 4 months have passed. Now go and behave yourself.” ”Yes, Father.” Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Jimmy slides over and whispers, “What’d you get?” Little Johnny grins... “Four months vacation and 5 good leads!” baddog, Hagar and LumRaiderFan 3 Quote
baddog Posted June 12, 2021 Author Report Posted June 12, 2021 43 minutes ago, TxHoops said: This one is for my favorite Catholic 😉 A teenaged boy goes to confessional. “Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you, Little Johnny?” ”Yes, Father, it is.” ”And who was this girl you were with?” ”I can’t tell you Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation.” “Well Johnny, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me how. Was it Emily Jones?” ”I cannot say.” ”Was it Lauren Peter’s?” ”I’ll never tell Father.” ”Was it Amelia Parker?” ”I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.” ”Was it Grace Smith?” ”My lips are sealed.” ”Okay, so it was Mia O’Malley then?” ”Please Father. I really can’t tell you.” The priest sighs in frustration. “You’re very tight-lipped, and I admire that. But you have sinned my son, and you have to atone. You can no longer continue to be an altar boy until 4 months have passed. Now go and behave yourself.” ”Yes, Father.” Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Jimmy slides over and whispers, “What’d you get?” Little Johnny grins... “Four months vacation and 5 good leads!” Lmao. TxHoops 1 Quote
Chester86 Posted June 20, 2021 Report Posted June 20, 2021 Where is the “Mark Forum Read” button at? I know you used to could mark individual threads or all of it as read, but I can’t find it anymore. My OCD kicks in when I see something lit up. TxHoops 1 Quote
WOSdrummer99 Posted June 20, 2021 Report Posted June 20, 2021 12 hours ago, Chester86 said: Where is the “Mark Forum Read” button at? I know you used to could mark individual threads or all of it as read, but I can’t find it anymore. My OCD kicks in when I see something lit up. It's at the bottom of the topic list for each forum. Chester86 1 Quote
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