Saturday morning headlines 2016 kickoff style

[BMTSoulja1]

Hope we have some creativity this year..  let's go, Ladies and Gentlemen.  

[ThaGhost]

Hurricane Bay travels the Gulf Coast, gets downgraded to scattered showers in Beaumont, TX. 

[WOSgrad]

34 minutes ago, BMTSoulja1 said:

Hope we have some creativity this year..  let's go, Ladies and Gentlemen.  

Well, you need to start it off and get things going!

[Clueless]

Barbers Hill air attack too much for the Pirates. Fans seen at local carwash on Main Street filming new rap video called "Hide Your V's"

[CCRed]

3 minutes ago, TradenupBH said:

Barbers Hill air attack too much for the Pirates. Fans seen at local carwash on Main Street filming new rap video called "Hide Your V's"

That's good stuff.  Seems kind of weird seeing Barbers Hill and "air attack" in the same sentence. 

[Clueless]

5 minutes ago, CCRed said:

That's good stuff.  Seems kind of weird seeing Barbers Hill and "air attack" in the same sentence. 

They will run also. Kind of weird seeing some sets with RB and WR in backfield. If nothing else, it's going to be exciting. Curious to see when we play teams with speed. (Crosby wk 3)

[Hagar]

Manvel squeaks by Crosby.  Several Crosby fans leaving the stadium were overheard saying, "Were we playing Vidor"?

 

 

Sorry Cougars, I couldn't resist.

[GenerationX]

liberty spanks Anahuac and after the game, residents of Anahuac decide to change their mascot name to Liberty's pusses. 

[Indianforever]

Bay high Tornadoes leave a path of destruction at the Butch Saturday night. Mr Buddy Garrity was a victim in the horrendous tornado. He gives is eyewitness account of what happened.......

 

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[NDNation]

Reports that a Tiger was seen on the Reservation have been confirmed as false. Responding officers identified the animal as a small striped cat. The animal was not a threat to anyone and was captured and relocated back to Silsbee.

 

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

IndianForever adopts another team on Memorial's schedule to root for after the Titans turn the Bay High Tornadoes into a mini-dustmite at The Butch. TMZ provided us with his pic after the smackdown occured. Thx TMZ

 

[NDNation]

LOL

 

 

 

[Cougar14.2]

CROSBY GOES . . .

 

. . . wait, call Gabe and tell him to re-check his sources. I thought they were supposed to lose, never mind.

Source: Well I guess we need to find a picture of another loser. . .

 

[Clueless]

PAM blows away Florida team, PNG escapes Silsbee, Nederland falls to WOS, BUT the big story is the Titans make the front page of Port Arthur News, Mid County Chronicle, and Beaumont Enterprise for 1 week only! Lol

[NDNation]

I'M out of likes, but good one ^^^^^^^^^^^

[Red Dawn]

Crosby drops the anvil on Manvel. Ups D1 commits from 26 to 27 after backup QB throws for 433 yards in 2nd half. 

[ThaGhost]

27 minutes ago, TradenupBH said:

PAM blows away Florida team, PNG escapes Silsbee, Nederland falls to WOS, BUT the big story is the Titans make the front page of Port Arthur News, Mid County Chronicle, and Beaumont Enterprise for 1 week only! Lol

That's some funny ish

[BMTSoulja1]

42 minutes ago, TradenupBH said:

PAM blows away Florida team, PNG escapes Silsbee, Nederland falls to WOS, BUT the big story is the Titans make the front page of Port Arthur News, Mid County Chronicle, and Beaumont Enterprise for 1 week only! Lol

Lol

[MAYFIELD]

SADDLED! NEDERLAND UPSET WOS 27-24

[raideroldtimer]

L-train Revs Its Engines, Sends The Porters Back For The Luggage.

In other news (probably page 8 of a 7 page newspaper)....

PAM Finds Out Quickly That She Is Going To Become Everyones' Homecoming Date!

[BADSANTA]

Silsbee runs thru the Reservation 34-21

[Clueless]

In other news, Indian Spirit gets head lice from feathers on headdress. New mascot wears peacock feathers for Central game. PNG officials stated that Central refuses to play in Port Neches because they are threatened by peacock feathers.

[kicker]

7 hours ago, indianforever said:

Bay high Tornadoes leave a path of destruction at the Butch Saturday night. Mr Buddy Garrity was a victim in the horrendous tornado. He gives is eyewitness account of what happened.......

 

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Lmao!!!!!!!!!

[WOSgrad]

ORANGE COUNTY LAW ENFORCEMENT CALLED IN AS WILD HORSES STOMP HELPLESS DOGS

WEST ORANGE -  Members of the Orange County Sheriff's Office, Precinct 2 Constables and the West Orange Police Department were called to a disturbance as Dan R. Hooks Stadium in West Orange on Friday night to investigate frantic calls by attendees at the stadium that a stampede of wild horses had occurred, resulting in injury to a number of bulldogs.  According to one sobbing eyewitness, "IT WAS HORRIBLE!!! ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE!!!  The poor dogs tried to get out of the way but every direction that they turned, there were 4 or 5 horses waiting on them!!"  The witness continued "there were times when a few brave doggies tried to get in the way, but they were just kicked aside!"  When reached for comment, West Orange mayor Roy McDonald expressed his concern about this incident, noting that it was not the first time the wild horses had created chaos in this area.  According to McDonald, "This activity has been going on for years!"  Fortunately, West Orange Police Chief Michael Stelly confirmed that none of the injuries to the canines were serious.  "They are awful shook up," said Stelly, "but it looks like they will be okay."

In a related matter, the West Orange Police Department was called back to the stadium later in the evening to address a disturbance in the parking lot.  According to police reports, the disturbance was caused by a man dressed in red shirt with what appeared to be the logo of the Penn State University mascot in white who was jumping up and down, clutching what appeared to be printouts of preseason internet high school football predictions and screaming repeatedly, "It doesn't matter what happened in there, y'all both suck!"  The man was transported by ambulance to the mental health unit of St. Elizabeth Hospital in Beaumont, where he was provided with needed medication and released to the care of his guardian early Saturday morning.

[BMTSoulja1]

9 hours ago, WOSgrad said:

ORANGE COUNTY LAW ENFORCEMENT CALLED IN AS WILD HORSES STOMP HELPLESS DOGS

WEST ORANGE -  Members of the Orange County Sheriff's Office, Precinct 2 Constables and the West Orange Police Department were called to a disturbance as Dan R. Hooks Stadium in West Orange on Friday night to investigate frantic calls by attendees at the stadium that a stampede of wild horses had occurred, resulting in injury to a number of bulldogs.  According to one sobbing eyewitness, "IT WAS HORRIBLE!!! ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE!!!  The poor dogs tried to get out of the way but every direction that they turned, there were 4 or 5 horses waiting on them!!"  The witness continued "there were times when a few brave doggies tried to get in the way, but they were just kicked aside!"  When reached for comment, West Orange mayor Roy McDonald expressed his concern about this incident, noting that it was not the first time the wild horses had created chaos in this area.  According to McDonald, "This activity has been going on for years!"  Fortunately, West Orange Police Chief Michael Stelly confirmed that none of the injuries to the canines were serious.  "They are awful shook up," said Stelly, "but it looks like they will be okay."

In a related matter, the West Orange Police Department was called back to the stadium later in the evening to address a disturbance in the parking lot.  According to police reports, the disturbance was caused by a man dressed in red shirt with what appeared to be the logo of the Penn State University mascot in white who was jumping up and down, clutching what appeared to be printouts of preseason internet high school football predictions and screaming repeatedly, "It doesn't matter what happened in there, y'all both suck!"  The man was transported by ambulance to the mental health unit of St. Elizabeth Hospital in Beaumont, where he was provided with needed medication and released to the care of his guardian early Saturday morning.

Man, grad, you killed  the poetry slam a few weeks ago, then you appeared and killed this one.  You the man.

*bowing and groveling while backing into the crowd*