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Clueless

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5 minutes ago, CCRed said:

That's good stuff.  Seems kind of weird seeing Barbers Hill and "air attack" in the same sentence. 

They will run also. Kind of weird seeing some sets with RB and WR in backfield. If nothing else, it's going to be exciting. Curious to see when we play teams with speed. (Crosby wk 3)

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Mr. Buddy Garrity

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IndianForever adopts another team on Memorial's schedule to root for after the Titans turn the Bay High Tornadoes into a mini-dustmite at The Butch. TMZ provided us with his pic after the smackdown occured. Thx TMZ :)

 

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27 minutes ago, TradenupBH said:

PAM blows away Florida team, PNG escapes Silsbee, Nederland falls to WOS, BUT the big story is the Titans make the front page of Port Arthur News, Mid County Chronicle, and Beaumont Enterprise for 1 week only! Lol

That's some funny ish

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ORANGE COUNTY LAW ENFORCEMENT CALLED IN AS WILD HORSES STOMP HELPLESS DOGS

WEST ORANGE -  Members of the Orange County Sheriff's Office, Precinct 2 Constables and the West Orange Police Department were called to a disturbance as Dan R. Hooks Stadium in West Orange on Friday night to investigate frantic calls by attendees at the stadium that a stampede of wild horses had occurred, resulting in injury to a number of bulldogs.  According to one sobbing eyewitness, "IT WAS HORRIBLE!!! ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE!!!  The poor dogs tried to get out of the way but every direction that they turned, there were 4 or 5 horses waiting on them!!"  The witness continued "there were times when a few brave doggies tried to get in the way, but they were just kicked aside!"  When reached for comment, West Orange mayor Roy McDonald expressed his concern about this incident, noting that it was not the first time the wild horses had created chaos in this area.  According to McDonald, "This activity has been going on for years!"  Fortunately, West Orange Police Chief Michael Stelly confirmed that none of the injuries to the canines were serious.  "They are awful shook up," said Stelly, "but it looks like they will be okay."

In a related matter, the West Orange Police Department was called back to the stadium later in the evening to address a disturbance in the parking lot.  According to police reports, the disturbance was caused by a man dressed in red shirt with what appeared to be the logo of the Penn State University mascot in white who was jumping up and down, clutching what appeared to be printouts of preseason internet high school football predictions and screaming repeatedly, "It doesn't matter what happened in there, y'all both suck!"  The man was transported by ambulance to the mental health unit of St. Elizabeth Hospital in Beaumont, where he was provided with needed medication and released to the care of his guardian early Saturday morning.

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BMTSoulja1

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9 hours ago, WOSgrad said:

ORANGE COUNTY LAW ENFORCEMENT CALLED IN AS WILD HORSES STOMP HELPLESS DOGS

WEST ORANGE -  Members of the Orange County Sheriff's Office, Precinct 2 Constables and the West Orange Police Department were called to a disturbance as Dan R. Hooks Stadium in West Orange on Friday night to investigate frantic calls by attendees at the stadium that a stampede of wild horses had occurred, resulting in injury to a number of bulldogs.  According to one sobbing eyewitness, "IT WAS HORRIBLE!!! ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE!!!  The poor dogs tried to get out of the way but every direction that they turned, there were 4 or 5 horses waiting on them!!"  The witness continued "there were times when a few brave doggies tried to get in the way, but they were just kicked aside!"  When reached for comment, West Orange mayor Roy McDonald expressed his concern about this incident, noting that it was not the first time the wild horses had created chaos in this area.  According to McDonald, "This activity has been going on for years!"  Fortunately, West Orange Police Chief Michael Stelly confirmed that none of the injuries to the canines were serious.  "They are awful shook up," said Stelly, "but it looks like they will be okay."

In a related matter, the West Orange Police Department was called back to the stadium later in the evening to address a disturbance in the parking lot.  According to police reports, the disturbance was caused by a man dressed in red shirt with what appeared to be the logo of the Penn State University mascot in white who was jumping up and down, clutching what appeared to be printouts of preseason internet high school football predictions and screaming repeatedly, "It doesn't matter what happened in there, y'all both suck!"  The man was transported by ambulance to the mental health unit of St. Elizabeth Hospital in Beaumont, where he was provided with needed medication and released to the care of his guardian early Saturday morning.

Man, grad, you killed  the poetry slam a few weeks ago, then you appeared and killed this one.  You the man.

*bowing and groveling while backing into the crowd*

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