Politics through the eyes of a child

[TxHoops]

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"If you can tell me who said the following quote, they don't have to come to school on Monday: 'We have nothing to fear, but fear itself'"

A hand shoots up and little Billy Tran says "Franklin Delano Roosevelt".

"Correct, Billy. You can have next Monday off" the teacher replies.

"I'm Vietnamese, we value education I'll be here Monday".

"Ok" says the teacher "Lets try another one: 'Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.'"

This time the hand of little Susie Hou rises.

"Abraham Lincoln"

"Correct Susie." the teacher asserts "Enjoy your day off"

Susie says "Oh no ma'am. I'm Chinese, we also value education I'll be here early on Monday morning".

"F#%€ing immigrants!" a voice says from the back.

"Who said that?!" the teacher snaps.

"Donald Trump..." says little Johnny "...I'll see ya Tuesday"

 

 

Sorry, almost put this on the joke the thread in the Locker Room but thought it was funny enough to warrant its own thread...

[Hagar]

Lol, glad to see ya moving toward Trump  

[Englebert]

17 minutes ago, TxHoops said:

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"If you can tell me who said the following quote, they don't have to come to school on Monday: 'We have nothing to fear, but fear itself'"

A hand shoots up and little Billy Tran says "Franklin Delano Roosevelt".

"Correct, Billy. You can have next Monday off" the teacher replies.

"I'm Vietnamese, we value education I'll be here Monday".

"Ok" says the teacher "Lets try another one: 'Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.'"

This time the hand of little Susie Hou rises.

"Abraham Lincoln"

"Correct Susie." the teacher asserts "Enjoy your day off"

Susie says "Oh no ma'am. I'm Chinese, we also value education I'll be here early on Monday morning".

"F#%€ing immigrants!" a voice says from the back.

"Who said that?!" the teacher snaps.

"Donald Trump..." says little Johnny "...I'll see ya Tuesday"

 

 

Sorry, almost put this on the joke the thread in the Locker Room but thought it was funny enough to warrant its own thread...

I think this actually illustrates the immigration topic through the eyes of Liberals. Many, if not most, Liberals believe that those against illegal immigration hate the immigrants, when in fact most hate the burden placed on our society.

Either way it is definitely funny.

[BS Wildcats]

21 minutes ago, TxHoops said:

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"If you can tell me who said the following quote, they don't have to come to school on Monday: 'We have nothing to fear, but fear itself'"

A hand shoots up and little Billy Tran says "Franklin Delano Roosevelt".

"Correct, Billy. You can have next Monday off" the teacher replies.

"I'm Vietnamese, we value education I'll be here Monday".

"Ok" says the teacher "Lets try another one: 'Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.'"

This time the hand of little Susie Hou rises.

"Abraham Lincoln"

"Correct Susie." the teacher asserts "Enjoy your day off"

Susie says "Oh no ma'am. I'm Chinese, we also value education I'll be here early on Monday morning".

"F#%€ing immigrants!" a voice says from the back.

"Who said that?!" the teacher snaps.

"Donald Trump..." says little Johnny "...I'll see ya Tuesday"

 

 

Sorry, almost put this on the joke the thread in the Locker Room but thought it was funny enough to warrant its own thread...

Gotta love little Johnny

[TxHoops]

2 minutes ago, BS Wildcats said:

Gotta love little Johnny

He might be my favorite. 

[baddog]

Little Johnny is always a turd, but he makes for some good jokes. I can't post most of my Little Johnny jokes.

[TxHoops]

7 minutes ago, baddog said:

Little Johnny is always a turd, but he makes for some good jokes. I can't post most of my Little Johnny jokes.

That's the problem with them.  I had to make an edit myself.  The funniest thing about Little Johnny is that most of us knew a Little Johnny or someone close.  Except for REBgp.  He WAS Little Johnny. 

[Big girl]

1 hour ago, TxHoops said:

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"If you can tell me who said the following quote, they don't have to come to school on Monday: 'We have nothing to fear, but fear itself'"

A hand shoots up and little Billy Tran says "Franklin Delano Roosevelt".

"Correct, Billy. You can have next Monday off" the teacher replies.

"I'm Vietnamese, we value education I'll be here Monday".

"Ok" says the teacher "Lets try another one: 'Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.'"

This time the hand of little Susie Hou rises.

"Abraham Lincoln"

"Correct Susie." the teacher asserts "Enjoy your day off"

Susie says "Oh no ma'am. I'm Chinese, we also value education I'll be here early on Monday morning".

"F#%€ing immigrants!" a voice says from the back.

"Who said that?!" the teacher snaps.

"Donald Trump..." says little Johnny "...I'll see ya Tuesday"

 

 

Sorry, almost put this on the joke the thread in the Locker Room but thought it was funny enough to warrant its own thread...

Lol

[Hagar]

1 hour ago, TxHoops said:

That's the problem with them.  I had to make an edit myself.  The funniest thing about Little Johnny is that most of us knew a Little Johnny or someone close.  Except for REBgp.  He WAS Little Johnny. 

If it'd get me out of school - you bet.