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Merry Christmas to all my fellow Politically Incorrect friends on here, and even you liberal scoundrels.  The one day of the year that, for the most part, people are a little nicer to each other, even those that aren't Christians.  Call me crazy, but I think God, Jesus Christ, and the Holy Spirit would like that.  I know many of you are still not back in your homes, but I do hope you're able to enjoy this day we celebrate as the birthday of Jesus.  At my daughters home, a big table will be filled with a beautiful Christmas dinner, and when I get through eating, it'll look like a tornado ripped through the middle of it.  

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Merry Christmas to all. Hope you had a wondeful time. I have had the creeping crud since Thursday. Don't know what else to call it. No fever, just hack my head off to the point of almost throwing up. Got a shot and a Z-pack Thursday trying to head it off, but to no avail. Missed two Christmas parties, both with good food. Now the wife is sick. Still keeping my chin up. I did get an Astros Championship cap.

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To All My Left-wing and Liberal Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the summer/winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2018, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make the United States and Canada great nations. Not to imply that these two countries are necessarily greater than any other country in the world. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
 

 

To All My Right-wing Friends:

Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!

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1 hour ago, PhatMack19 said:

To All My Left-wing and Liberal Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the summer/winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2018, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make the United States and Canada great nations. Not to imply that these two countries are necessarily greater than any other country in the world. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
 

 

To All My Right-wing Friends:

Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!

Very, very enlightened.

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4 hours ago, PhatMack19 said:

To All My Left-wing and Liberal Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the summer/winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2018, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make the United States and Canada great nations. Not to imply that these two countries are necessarily greater than any other country in the world. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
 

 

To All My Right-wing Friends:

Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!

PhatMack, I think you covered everybody.  An almost impossible task, but as good an effort as I've ever seen :) 

Btw, my stomach fills like a car tire at 80 psi., but it was worth all that chewing.

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