Lil Tex's Saturday Morning Headlines 11/3/1018

[BMTSoulja1]

Should be an interesting and funny week worth of headlines.  Lol

[Extra Base Eagle]

Faircloth Retires  to Open Apple Store After PNG loss to BH

[Bigdog]

And... so it begins...

[Indianforever]

Png crushes BH and then donates iPads to the school in hopes of helping them win a ball game 

[BHFAN]

PNG football team caught wearing tail pads on one eye during the game. When asked why they said the coaches believe eye pads would give them an advantage .

[BMTSoulja1]

6 minutes ago, bigdog said:

And... so it begins...

Lmbo!

[NDNation]

iIndians iScalpes ithe iEagles. iThese iBald iEagles iaren't ivery imajestic.

[L-Train11]

PNG crushes the snitches, however, they are forced to once again forfeit a victory after an assistant was spotted writing secret notes and flying them down to the sideline in the form of a paper airplane.

This being their second infraction, PNG will now be punished by having to run Vidor’s offense during MCM and will have to draw up the plays in the dirt. Stone tablets will also be allowed.

[outanup]

Injuns forfeit again!!!!!. Pressbox and sidelines left burning as smoke signaling, wind talking, Injun asst.coaches caught fleeing the scene. Suspects were apprehended disguised as Cherokees, but later identified as Cheatawahs!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[NDNation]

1 hour ago, L-Train11 said:

PNG crushes the snitches, however, they are forced to once again forfeit a victory after an assistant was spotted writing secret notes and flying them down to the sideline in the form of a paper airplane.

This being their second infraction, PNG will now be punished by having to run Vidor’s offense during MCM and will have to draw up the plays in the dirt. Stone tablets will also be allowed.

This whole scenario is a nightmare..lol

[3rdandlong]

25 minutes ago, outanup said:

Injuns forfeit again!!!!!. Pressbox and sidelines left burning as smoke signaling, wind talking, Injun asst.coaches caught fleeing the scene. Suspects were apprehended disguised as Cherokees, but later identified as Cheatawahs!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now that’s funnier than an Indian with a iPad 

[Clueless]

PNG fires BF after losing to The Hill, but is immediately hired by Best Buy as an iPad salesman.

[BMTSoulja1]

2 hours ago, L-Train11 said:

PNG crushes the snitches, however, they are forced to once again forfeit a victory after an assistant was spotted writing secret notes and flying them down to the sideline in the form of a paper airplane.

This being their second infraction, PNG will now be punished by having to run Vidor’s offense during MCM and will have to draw up the plays in the dirt. Stone tablets will also be allowed.

Lmbo!  I love it!

[oldman]

Lumberton loses to Splendora and immediately petitions the UIL to move down another classification to 3A.   The reason being they want to be in same division as Bridge City so CardinalBacker can spell check all posts on here and put down all people in education!!!!!!

[L-Train11]

Lumberton wins the biggest game in the history of their program despite going into the game being the biggest underdog they have been since playing defending state champs Lamarque in 2007!

[raideroldtimer]

PNG Trades Up IPads For Windows Surface, Immediately Contract Virus And Both Offense And Defense Freeze Up. 

 

PNG's New Windows Machines Immediately Hit With Blue Hill-Screen Of Death.

[raideroldtimer]

33 minutes ago, L-Train11 said:

Lumberton wins the biggest game in the history of their program despite going into the game being the biggest underdog they have been since playing defending state champs Lamarque in 2007!

Man that was a helluva game.

 

[JimmyCrackCorn]

Man, what font/size are they using for these headlines?  Some of them are long.  So far the best thing on here is “Cheatawah” and all done with one word - bravo!

[L-Train11]

7 minutes ago, JimmyCrackCorn said:

Man, what font/size are they using for these headlines?  Some of them are long.  So far the best thing on here is “Cheatawah” and all done with one word - bravo!

Lol I guess that’s why we don’t work for the Newspaper company. I’d be fired pretty quick!

[BMTSoulja1]

Lol

[png9mon]

Eagles  are Excited, Fly High & Away,  but Forget They Have a  Game to Play.

Indians Win!!!

[Bulldogpower]

Apple stock tumbles as PNG wins big, iOS now named PNG in wake of igate scandle. 

Dogs clinch share of DC for the sixth time since 2011 as they drown code red in their own red numbers off their balance sheet. 

[Old school eagle]

Newton makes playoffs for 26th straight year but it's ignored because everyone takes them for granted.  Great job guys.